If money is the root of all evil

[edgetrading]

then why do you all want it so badly?

 

[shadowninja]

Because you misunderstand the quotation.

 

[arabianights]

cause I'm really ****ing lazy and I need money to exist.

 

[N Rothschild]

because i am evil.

 

[Hilarymannah]

It's the love of money,........not money,...get it right !
Anyone fancy a game of Chinese whispers ? ; )

 

[state]

because i'm fat and ugly and need the money to buy female slaves

 

[hwsteele]

because i'm fat and ugly and need the money to buy female slaves

That takes the cake I do believe!

 

[hwsteele]

It's the love of money,........not money,...get it right !
Anyone fancy a game of Chinese whispers ? ; )

There was an old episode of the original Batman TV series that was worked around this question.
And as Batman pointed out at the end it's the love of money.
Poor money, getting all that blame!! Just not right.

 

[gooseman]

because despite what guardian readers say, it does buy happiness

 

[meanreversion]

Is this thread in the running for the silliest-thread-of-the-year prize?

 

[robster970]

I've had more trouble with women and french cars than with money on balance.

 

[meanreversion]

I had trouble with a French woman once, but cars have been ok to this point.

 

[meanreversion]

She hit me with "je t'aime" when I wasn't expecting it. My response was less than convincing.

 

[episteme]

Women have been the root cause of all my money troubles so far.

 

[robster970]

She hit me with "je t'aime" when I wasn't expecting it. My response was less than convincing.

Yes, always tricky that one. I just end up doing that contrived laugh 'hahahahahaha....that's nice' and that has historically signalled the beginning of the end.

Women have been the root cause of all my money troubles so far.

Yes, the only thing more efficient at parting me with money than a bad days trading was my first wife.

 

[meanreversion]

The other one which floored me was "Je te manque?" which bizarrely means "did you miss me" (not "did i miss you").

Shudder.

 

[robster970]

J'aurais toujour faim de toi....

 

[Hilarymannah]

I don't seem to get the "normal" woman problems,...I just get that constant whining,.
Let me out of here,...I won't tell,...please don't hurt me,.....
You know,...that sort of stuff!,....so annoying ; )

 

[DionysusToast]

No money, no honey.

 

[N Rothschild]

i would deff say women are the root of all evil, not money!