Car Key Boi
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it was over the housekeeper Maria
first of all, she threw out nearly $6k worth's of my clothes. Two Zegna Suits and various other kick-ass going out clothes
YES MARIA, I KNOW THEY WERE IN A TRASH BAG, BUT NO MARIA, IT WASN'T GARBAJO, COM-PRENDRE SENORITA???
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SENT TO ACHNAD THE DRY CLEANER!
but worse was to follow, Maria has been cooking pasta using olive oil
YUO NEVER EVER, ADD OIL (OLIVE OR OTHERWISE) TO BOILING PASTA WATER
SALT ONLY! FOR FLAVOR! NO OIL!!!
DO ITALIANS ADD OIL TO THE H2O WHEN COOKING PASTA?
I DON'T CARE WHAT ALTON BROWN SAYS
IS ALTON BROWN ITALIAN?
I DON'T THINK SO
IS ALTON BROWN A CHEF?
NOPE
FACT! ITALIANS DON'T ADD OIL TO BOILING PASTA WATER.
OIL IN HAIR, YES. OIL IN FERRARI, YES. OIL IN PASTA WATER, NEVER!
100%
O WNED!
MRS KEY BOI GAVE ME AN ARGUMENT ON THIS PASTA OIL ISSUE, AND MARIA SIDED WITH MRS KEY BOI
she has to go...... (Maria that is)
i will see to it that her ass is deported by the end of the week
- CAR KEY BOI,
BEEN TO ITALY 9 TIMES / KNOWS HIS SH!T! / D N T!
first of all, she threw out nearly $6k worth's of my clothes. Two Zegna Suits and various other kick-ass going out clothes
YES MARIA, I KNOW THEY WERE IN A TRASH BAG, BUT NO MARIA, IT WASN'T GARBAJO, COM-PRENDRE SENORITA???
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SENT TO ACHNAD THE DRY CLEANER!
but worse was to follow, Maria has been cooking pasta using olive oil
YUO NEVER EVER, ADD OIL (OLIVE OR OTHERWISE) TO BOILING PASTA WATER
SALT ONLY! FOR FLAVOR! NO OIL!!!
DO ITALIANS ADD OIL TO THE H2O WHEN COOKING PASTA?
I DON'T CARE WHAT ALTON BROWN SAYS
IS ALTON BROWN ITALIAN?
I DON'T THINK SO
IS ALTON BROWN A CHEF?
NOPE
FACT! ITALIANS DON'T ADD OIL TO BOILING PASTA WATER.
OIL IN HAIR, YES. OIL IN FERRARI, YES. OIL IN PASTA WATER, NEVER!
100%
O WNED!
MRS KEY BOI GAVE ME AN ARGUMENT ON THIS PASTA OIL ISSUE, AND MARIA SIDED WITH MRS KEY BOI
she has to go...... (Maria that is)
i will see to it that her ass is deported by the end of the week
- CAR KEY BOI,
BEEN TO ITALY 9 TIMES / KNOWS HIS SH!T! / D N T!