Dangerous Nigerian roads

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I just wanted to highlight how dangerous Nigerian roads seem to be these days, especially if you're rich.......
(should we send Jeremy Clarkson out there in a Bentley?)


TEMPLE CHAMBERS & ASSOCIATES
(LEGAL PRACTITIONAL)
No: 85, Western Avenue,
Surulere, Lagos.
Email: {[email protected]}

Dear Friend

It is obvious that this proposal will come to you as a surprise.This is because we have not met before but I am inspired to sending you this email following the huge fund transfer opportunity that will be of mutual benefit to the two of us.

However, I am Barrister Johnson Moses Attorney to the late Engr.Ronald Johnson, a national of Northern American, who used to work with Shell Petroleum Development Company(SPDC) in Nigeria . On the 11th of November,2002. My client,his wife And their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagamu/Lagos Express Road.

Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the accident, Since then I have made several enquiries to several Embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money and property left behind by my client,I can easily convince the bank with my legal practice that you are the only surviving relation of my client. Otherwise the Estate he left behind will be confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged.Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $15 million U.S dollars(Fifteen million U.S.America dollars).

Consequently,The bank issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over several years now.I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased,so that the proceeds of this account valued at $15million U.S dollars can be paid to your account and then you and me can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you,while 5% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through and also forward the following to me:

Your Full Name:
Your Age and Gender :
Your Nationality:
Your House Address:
Your Occupation:
Your Tele-phone And Fax No:

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.Please get in touch with me VIA this my confidential email {[email protected]}

Yours Faithfully,
Barr. Johnson Moses . { SAN }
 
Oh my gosh! - my poor Uncle Ronald is dead! And killed in a road crash! On the Sagamu/Lagos Express Road! In 2002!

What away to hear this heart-rending news - I was so fond of the old boy and he always said during 2001 how he would look after me if anything were to happen to him and all his other relatives, such as a grotesque accident on the Sagamu/Lagos Express Road.

But thank you, I will contact Mr Moses directly.
 
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