Clever Dick

ANGELO

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A man builds a house with 4 walls and 2 storeys . The roof is pent at the top and it has a large chimney . All the walls face south - how can this be ? 😕
 
UK currency:

I have 2 coins in my hand that add up to 12 pence but one coin is NOT a 10 P coin.

What coins am i holding? 😎

Mr chart let it run plz? 😎

Bull
Yesterday is history, tommrw is a mystery, today is a surprise and gift hence called present 😎
 
A man forgot to do his lucky 6 numbers on the lotto, all 6 numbers came up and he was very sad and angry wiv himself. So he set off to a near by office block wiv 27 floors, he got to the top [27th flr] open'd the window sat on the ledge, he fell off and landed on the concrete flr below the window ledge that he sat on. he never died or broke a single bone . 🙄 why??
 
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Abdul gets on his camel for a 3 days journey to his uncle Ahmed. He sets off on saturday and arrives on friday at uncle Ahmed 🙄 😆 [3 days latter]. 🙄
 
bulldozer said:
UK currency:

I have 2 coins in my hand that add up to 12 pence but one coin is NOT a 10 P coin.

What coins am i holding? 😎

Mr chart let it run plz? 😎

Bull
Yesterday is history, tommrw is a mystery, today is a surprise and gift hence called present 😎

Sorry old son, you are holding nothing ... what can you buy with 12p
 
bulldozer said:
Abdul gets on his camel for a 3 days journey to his uncle Ahmed. He sets off on saturday and arrives on friday at uncle Ahmed 🙄 😆 [3 days latter]. 🙄
the camel is called friday,

give me the answer to the coins question ........NOW!!!!!!!( have mercy , I cant sleep)
 
ANGELO said:
the camel is called friday,

give me the answer to the coins question ........NOW!!!!!!!( have mercy , I cant sleep)
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Have a good night 😎 sleep well 😆 😎

A man wiv sex on the brain, always wakes up wiv solution on his tumy 🙄 :cheesy:

Bull
 
thepoliteone said:
He fell IN the window...

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He was affraid of hights and fell backwards into the office concrete floor 😆 :cheesy:

There is another possible answer to the riddle 😆 😎

Bull
 
OpenMind said:
See post 5.

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Angelo, its a 2p coin and a 10p coin = 12p and one of them is not a 10p 😎
I did not say that niether one was a 10p 😆 just one coin was not 😎 😆

Bull
 
ANGELO said:
the camel is called friday,

give me the answer to the coins question ........NOW!!!!!!!( have mercy , I cant sleep)
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Wrong! the camels name is saturday 😎 😆 the camel has only one name :cheesy: 😎
 
commanderco said:
Sorry old son, you are holding nothing ... what can you buy with 12p
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In Brasil or Brazil you can pump up all 4 wheels on yur roller 4 less 😆

Roller = Rolls Royce 😎 😆

Bull
Allways expect the unexpected! 😆 and be ready when the unexpected arrives 😎 😆

Stay hedged at all times! :cheesy:
 
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