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[Car Key Boi]

"i wonder how much longer i can keep this 'Lord Jamba' troll going.."

 

[suggy]

Sharky was beginning to feel the strain of running T2W

 

[bonsai]

"aw, jesus christ !, not another sell off"

 

[FTSE Beater]

"hmmmmm Angel futures are up"

Just in case anyone was wondering. Angel futures are one of the things you trade in heaven :cheesy:

 

[RogerM]

Madame Tussauds "Pope Candles" are becoming amazingly lifelike.

 

[eminem]

WAHEY!! Look at the t!t$ on that!!!......ooo, errr, ahem...ah yes, be with you in a moment, I've nearly finished writing next years Papal address.


Jeeez, just when I want to short the Church of England, IG's platform goes down again!!

 

[jonnyy40]

Will they never guess Blair and Bush are my computer controlled robots! Time for another Pretzel-choking incident I think.

 

[RogerM]

I wouldn't know what to do with a Russian wife even if I accepted!

 

[jonnyy40]

Whose idea was it to Set up this how to assemble flat-pack furniture helpline?

 

[jonnyy40]

His Holiness is overwhelmed by the response to his first e-bay auction of indulgences.

 

[jonnyy40]

His Holiness is visibly contrite,when after being given a demonstration of the world's first truely artificial intelligence program,he accidentally presses the delete button.

 

[Car Key Boi]

"All Yuo Religious Assholes Don't Know What The F*** Yuo're Talking About" by God, only $15.99 on amazon.com. What a bargin! Ra!"

 

[jonnyy40]

The Pope is dismayed when 'Papa Don't Preach' is playing when he first tunes into web radio.

 

[Car Key Boi]

"bah, my e-mail to God has bounced again. I really wish He would upgrade his hotmail account"

 

[Skimbleshanks]

Even without squinting, His Holiness could see the sign of the DEviLL on his laptop.

 

[jonnyy40]

When asked to join a web-cast with the White-house the Pope misunderstood, yet even he couldn't exorcise George W.

 

[Skimbleshanks]

His Holiness was incredulous at the number of penile enhancement and bigger breasts offers he had received by email. He could only ponder who had tipped them off.

 

[bonsai]

Damn thing's useless. !
Spell check doesnt know latin.
it only does Greek and Hebrew.

thanks a lot dad

 

[jonnyy40]

Even the Pope can't PM Bonsai.

 

[Newtron Bomb]

...So the odd's of me not praying for world peace again on Sunday are a 1000/1 on paddypower.com...... we'll see about that on Sunday's sermon!!