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Should the Black Swan ban be overturned?

  • Yes, ffs imho he's an asset to this suite of forums.

    Votes: 25 53.2%

  • No, of course he deserves his ban. It's not rocket science is it mate bud?

    Votes: 22 46.8%
  • Total voters
    47
This is Barjon's account of the confrontation. Normally they would meet in the forum, but on this occasion Black Swan had requested a meeting in a chat room.

Barjon:

Meeting in the chat room always made me nervous.

It's a scary place. I knew about the holes in the chat room, of
course, and everywhere I looked, there could have been a
hole.



Barjon:
Normally, my prospects of comin'
back alive from a meeting with Swanbongo
were ninety-nine out of a hundred.
But this time, when I heard him say,
'In the chat room', I gave myself fifty-fifty.



Black Swan
Where the f*** you get off talkin'
to people about me behind my back?
Goin' over my head?

Barjon
What people?

Black Swan
What people! What'd you think, I
wasn't gonna find out?

Barjon
I don't even know what you're talkin'
about, Swan.

Black Swan
No? You said I'm bringin' heat on
you?! I gotta listen to people because
of your f***in' sh1t?! You're ordering
me out?! You better get your own
f***in' army, pal!

Barjon
I didn't do anything. I mean, I didn't
order you or anybody... I only told
Pazienza that you had a lot of
heat on you, and that was a problem.

Black Swan
You want me to get out of my own
f***in' forum?!

Barjon
Yeah, I said I - let the bullsh1t
blow over for a while so I can run
the forum. Anything goes wrong with
the forum, it's my ass. It's not
yours, it's my ass.

Black Swan
Oh, I don't know whether you know
this or not, but you only have your
f***in' forum because I made that
possible!

Barjon
I -

Black Swan
(Interrupting)
I'm what counts out here! Not your
f***in' moderatin' or your f***in'
lulz threads! And what the f*** are you
doin' in lulz threads anyhow?!

Barjon
What are you -

Black Swan
(Interrupting)
You know I get PMs from back home
every f***in' day?! They think you
went batsh1t!

Barjon
I'm only in lulz threads because I gotta be
able to hang around the forum. You
understand that. You know that. Come
on.

Black Swan
Your f***in' ass! You could have had
the moderatin' job without
goin' in lulz threads! You wanted to
go in lulz threads.

Barjon
Yeah, I did want to go in lulz threads. That
way I have a forum. I can fight back.
I'm known. People see me. They know
they can't f*** around with me like
they could if I was an unknown. That's
right.

Black Swan
You're makin' a big f***in' spectacle
of yourself.

Barjon
Me?! I wouldn't even be in this
situation if it wasn't for you. You
brought down so much f***in' heat on
me. I mean, every time I meet somebody
here, the big question is what am I going to do about
you.

Black Swan
Oh, sure. Now you want to blame the
f***in' lulz on me, is that it?

Barjon
No, it - it - Swan, when you asked
me if you could post on here, what
did I tell you? I mean, you asked
me, and I knew you were going to
post no matter what I said, but
what did I tell you? Do you remember
what I told...

Black Swan
(Interrupting)
Back -

Barjon
...you? Do you remember what I told
you?

Black Swan
Back - Back up, back up a f***in'
minute here. One minute. I asked
you?! When the f*** did I ever ask
you if I could post on here?! Get
this through your head, you -

Barjon
(Interrupting)
You never - ?

Black Swan
Get this through your head, you Mod
motherf***er, you. You only exist
on here because of me! That's the
only reason! Without me, you,
personally, every f***in' wiseguy
lulzer [lulzer: the lowest form of
forum member - a drunken bum] around'll
take a piece of your f***in' Mod
ass! Then where you gonna go?! You're
f***in' warned! Don't ever go over
my f***in' head again! You
motherf***er, you!
 
The moment he was banned the quality of posts on this site rose to a decent level, the day he returns, is the day it goes down hill again. He brings nothing but contempt, and just because he has no life other than to post drivel and the fact you say he is needed here for that fact is ridiculous, desperate even. Saying that, I'm all for second chances, so if he can stop his usual ways and conforms like the rest of us, doesn't post on my threads or reply to any of my posts that are intended for others, I'm ok with that, but I wont hold my breath.
 
Truth Seeker said:
The moment he was banned the quality of posts on this site rose to a decent level, the day he returns, is the day it goes down hill again. He brings nothing but contempt, and just because he has no life other than to post drivel and the fact you say he is needed here for that fact is ridiculous, desperate even. Saying that, I'm all for second chances, so if he can stop his usual ways and conforms like the rest of us, doesn't post on my threads or reply to any of my posts that are intended for others, I'm ok with that, but I wont hold my breath.
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He's fun to argue with though, isn't he? :)

Be honest - like me you secretly enjoy having a row with him? :D
 
Black Swan was a total kn0bj0ckey. All he ever did was make up lies about his miserable life and then boast about it on here, and spoke down to everybody else in the process.

The few posts he ever made about trading were so cringeworthy it was embarrasing. He must have regergitated them from a "trading for dummies" book or something. I found particularly entertaining his strategy of "swinging eur/usd from PASR on the 4hr t/f", which to me is the blandest of bland descriptions, quite obviously concocted to be as generic as possible in order not to involuntarily back himself into any corners.

There are of course other instances where he has asked for help to find out how long an account would last, an exercise that is not beyond that of a 15yr old using excel. There are also examples of him making inferences that he traded OPM, was some BSD with high-flying contacts, and perpetual northern attitude.
 
Brock Landers said:
The few posts he ever made about trading were so cringeworthy it was embarrasing.
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That's what I liked about them :), he was a one-man (unintentional) lulz-machine. Black Swan's posts kept me coming back, just to see what stuff he was coming out with. :D

Plus he was always up for a ruck. (y)
 
Jimmy Lulz said:
That's what I liked about them :), he was a one-man (unintentional) lulz-machine. Black Swan's posts kept me coming back, just to see what stuff he was coming out with. :D

Plus he was always up for a ruck. (y)
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Do you watch be-heading videos too?
 
Truth Seeker said:
The best entertainment I got was when he stated he wouldn't get banned then was ;)
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I can understand the difficuties he probably has comprehending just what the hell is going on in the sureal, "Alice through the looking glass", style world of T2W.

He just needs a change of perspective to see things as they really are (and I'm sure this ban will help the educational process)

He'll be back, and perhaps he'll now see the benefits of having a few multi nics, everyone else has them for these sorts of occassions :LOL:
 
Jimmy Lulz said:
I'm surprised at some of you voting in favour of the ban (n).
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me too, they are the axis of evil

at least swan has the support of big zut :whistling

zutou said:
will he be back ? i know little about it !:?:
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