Anyone scalping the FTSE Futures??

MasterOfCoin said:
Apparently, selling a product with the maker's name on it is now Racist.
For those not from down under, Coon is the Aussie version of that rubbery orange plastic stuff the Americans call cheese.
But Coon plastic slices will no longer be sold under the original cheesemaker;s name as he was obviously merely using his food manufacturing business as a front for his global Slave Trading Empire.
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Anecdotally, a friend of a friend's son was inadvertently the cause of some Political Correctness angst when playing a game of rugger (pre-Covid obvs.) against a visiting team. There were a couple of Black/mixed race guys on both teams and everyone was happily tearing each other's ears off and other such beautiful game entertainments until there was an incident. The match was brought to a standstill when the visiting coach (white bloke) heard his oppo apparently abusing one of his team in the meléé by repeatedly shouting at the top of his voice "Give it up Blackie, give it up!!!". The visiting coach immediately demanded the match be stopped and started remonstrating with the home team, the coach and anyone who'd listen at this appalling example of racism in sport. He then noticed that the home team and their coach were mostly smiling and laughing. On seeing this he went truly ballistic and said he'd be reporting basically everybody to everybody and neither the team nor the coach would ever be allowed near a pitch again. At this point, the home coach (another white chap) introduced friend's son by saying " Coach XXX, please let me introduce you to Blackie, whose family name is Blackxxxx...he does tend to hang onto the ball far too long".

The members of both teams all thought this was hilarious as not only is "Blackie" not black but he's so effing white he probably glows in the dark and the black guys from both teams then spent the rest of day and evening yelling "Give it up Blackie!" at him and just about anybody in as many inappropriate places as possible...but mostly the pub. Curiously, only the home team coach attended.
 
MasterOfCoin said:
..........
Watches contentedly as the mob piles into the store and clears the shelves of chosen dip.
;)
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Right.
All stocked up on dips, ready to sell to rich Yankee tourists, .... as their markets are closed today :)


Roll up. Roll up.
Fresh dip in stock now.
Plenty for everybody.
Get your dip here!
Only best quality.
Roll up. Roll up.

😁
 
MasterOfCoin said:
Right.
All stocked up on dips, ready to sell to rich Yankee tourists, .... as their markets are closed today :)


Roll up. Roll up.
Fresh dip in stock now.
Plenty for everybody.
Get your dip here!
Only best quality.
Roll up. Roll up.

😁
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'Look, Honey,
Gen-yew-iiine English Dip.
We gotta have some!
Pay the man.'

" 'appy to oblige, ma'arm. "

American Express? That'll do nicely.
Kerching!
$$$

😁

.. this is too easy, lol.
 
cantagril said:
Anecdotally, a friend of a friend's son was inadvertently the cause of some Political Correctness angst when playing a game of rugger (pre-Covid obvs.) against a visiting team. There were a couple of Black/mixed race guys on both teams and everyone was happily tearing each other's ears off and other such beautiful game entertainments until there was an incident. The match was brought to a standstill when the visiting coach (white bloke) heard his oppo apparently abusing one of his team in the meléé by repeatedly shouting at the top of his voice "Give it up Blackie, give it up!!!". The visiting coach immediately demanded the match be stopped and started remonstrating with the home team, the coach and anyone who'd listen at this appalling example of racism in sport. He then noticed that the home team and their coach were mostly smiling and laughing. On seeing this he went truly ballistic and said he'd be reporting basically everybody to everybody and neither the team nor the coach would ever be allowed near a pitch again. At this point, the home coach (another white chap) introduced friend's son by saying " Coach XXX, please let me introduce you to Blackie, whose family name is Blackxxxx...he does tend to hang onto the ball far too long".

The members of both teams all thought this was hilarious as not only is "Blackie" not black but he's so effing white he probably glows in the dark and the black guys from both teams then spent the rest of day and evening yelling "Give it up Blackie!" at him and just about anybody in as many inappropriate places as possible...but mostly the pub. Curiously, only the home team coach attended.
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It's always the same, some 'white knight' getting offended, not for themselves, but on behalf of someone else who he/she thinks should be offended. For 'white knight' read 'twat'.
 
Pop and Break....You must be ready in both directions
Dow into the open

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