Age

I didnt expect to meet a reluctance to divulge ones true age. Simple question meriting a simple answer one would think. Slightly more paranoia than i'd anticipated.
 
Old enough to notice that my hair no longer likes my forehead and has decided to move away,the ones that stayed have gone grey in protest.Many have moved all together and have taken up residence in my ears and nose.
I'm at a stage when I bend down at work to pick up a brick I can hear this "AAARRGH" noise.Wtf's that all about?
I used to be young, carefree and stupid alas only the young and carefree has changed.
Instead of running to the pub I now get a cab.
I still wake up to a morning glory although sex hurts my back,is it really time to stop leaping of the cupboard in my crotchless Batman suit?
When I look at a younger woman now I just wish I was twenty again, when I was twenty,,well enough said.
45 and three quarters if my memory serves me correct.
 
"Keks"? You must be from Liverpool :)


F*ckin El Black Swan,

Im from manchester but to have a guess and be only 60 miles away over
the internet that is some feat.

Im buying you a ticket to Afganistan to help the cross eyed f*ckin Yanks
who at the moment cant even hit a barn door with a brick.:cool:
 
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You know you could look at the profiles to get this information too. You would get about the same results. The people who give their real age here I bet told the truth there too.
 
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