Trading from home... a "problem"

BSD you looky schwein, all you need to do is go to the gym. You dont even need to work out - just go and chill in the sauna, and be surrounded by fit naked German lassies - ja! (who have the biggest average breast sizes in the world btw!) Dam! any malakas could score in Germany! :p:sleep::eek::clap:

BTW - once they go from the sauna to the swimming pool, do they swim naked as well. or do they have to put on a bathing suite :?:
Haha, not going down there again J mate, just come on over and give it a test run.
 
Haha, not going down there again J mate, just come on over and give it a test run.

Sorry, i'm derailing this thread arent i.

If i ask this questino on the other thread will u tell me?!
 
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?? You kidding right.

I assure you, there is nothing hornier then an un-appreciated MILF.

Yeah?

specifically what age range springs to mind for this type of woman? How old do you think they tend to be?

Cheers.

Maybe i'm old fashioned, but when i see some honey pushing around some other fella's bairn, i tend not to think of them as a potential loop!
 
Well i've somehow got this random email from a pretty looking girl from the ex-soviet block (i'm guessing).....


Hello my new friend!

First, I wish to apologise that I disturb you. You do not know me, but
I hope that we can get acquainted and learn with you each other
better. I hope that you not against this acquaintance.

Secondly, I wish to tell about myself. I am pretty optimistic, like to
make jokes and I have a lot of friends. I am witty, spontaneous and
affectionate. I am faithful, loyal and caring, with good morals and
values. I am intelligent and I have a good sense of humor. I am
easy-going and like doing and trying new things, and exploring the
world around me. I took rhythmic gymnastics a long time ago and even
have done professionally. I believe in love. I love life and try to
live intensely day after day. I am a lot of fun. I like animals -
cats, dogs, horses and nature. I enjoy sunrises and sunsets. I like
old architecture, history and museums. Most of all I long for romantic
times with someone special. I would like him to be my husband, lover
and best friend. I send you the photo, I hope it to you to like!

I write this letter from e-mail my friends! Because now I am not at
home.

Please, if you are interested in our further acquaintance, answer me
mine e-mail: ........

I will wait for your letter.

I hope, your future friend Anna!

Desperate or what ey?

Do u think i'm in with a chance?!
 
I went to Tesco today and said, "Thanks." three times to two different people. That's all I've said today. :D

As a trader, you've already brought The City into your home, (cos you couldn't be bothered to go to the city, so you brought the city to you!!)

So, bring the outside world into your world in the same way.

Ideas -

Lingerie parties
Host star trek conventions
Host swingers conventions
Host cake making get togethers
Cofee mornings for the house wifes & house husbands in your community
Become a door to door Pools agent
Become a door to door Avon salesperson

It just takes a bit of imagination!
 
As a trader, you've already brought The City into your home, (cos you couldn't be bothered to go to the city, so you brought the city to you!!)

So, bring the outside world into your world in the same way.

Ideas -

Lingerie parties
Host star trek conventions
Host swingers conventions
Host cake making get togethers
Cofee mornings for the house wifes & house husbands in your community
Become a door to door Pools agent
Become a door to door Avon salesperson

It just takes a bit of imagination!

NOW we're brainstorming :D
 
SCAM SCAM and again SCAM!!

Alomst all of these emails are scams preying on desperate blokes from the so called richer (slowly becoming poorer) nations.

If u have replied to this, i suspect it wont be long before they ask u to send cash if they haven't already done so.
Of course if u wanna, its up to u.

I know its a scam cos i got the exact 'word for word' email, and when i typed the first few lines in google web search, it brought me here.

Anyways, u probly already know this.
 
Alomst all of these emails are scams preying on desperate blokes from the so called richer (slowly becoming poorer) nations.

If u have replied to this, i suspect it wont be long before they ask u to send cash if they haven't already done so.
Of course if u wanna, its up to u.

I know its a scam cos i got the exact 'word for word' email, and when i typed the first few lines in google web search, it brought me here.

Anyways, u probly already know this.

eh? Are you posting this in the right thread?
 
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Yes indeed!

You have been found out Scam-o-ninja!

Stand in the corner........
 
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