Chaff Futures

[BSD]

One definitely needs the proper set-up too for Chaff futures trading.

Musn't save in the wrong place.

Chaff futures trading is very complicated, and one needs to keep everything in sight and under control.

Only the right set-up will allow one to do that.

And, of course, when trading Chaff futures, we must always remember Gateways excellent theorem:

I have no idea how I coped before he clarified that bit.

 

[rathcoole_exile]

Sorry Markus,
you must have taken that picture of my consoles from the book; but it's a little out of date.
I found that 24 screens aren't enough for Chaff trading so I've added another arrary along the top, so it's 32 screens now, not the poxy 24 shown. i don't know how I managed before, lucky amateurism i guess ........

 

[BSD]

Oh, that's much better already then

Didn't know that.

But, oh dear, I suppose that means that I'll have to update now too, if I want to keep up.

Hmm.

Exile, this was my favorite part in your book, where you go into some detailed set-ups for Chaff trading.

(Pictures of your setups and you with three girls aside of course )

 

[rathcoole_exile]

Oh, that's much better already then

Didn't know that.

But, oh dear, I suppose that means that I'll have to update now too, if I want to keep up.

Hmm.

Exile, this was my favorite part in your book, where you go into some detailed set-ups for Chaff trading.

(Pictures of your setups and you with three girls aside of course )

yes it's all explained in depth in my forthcoming sequel.
"Sun Tzu and the Art of Chaff"

 

[BSD]

yes it's all explained in depth in my forthcoming sequel.
"Sun Tzu and the Art of Chaff"

That's an immediate buy.

Can't wait to read it.

 

[BSD]

Net profitability in Chaff trading also depends strongly on not overtrading:

But, you must follow markets at ALL times, you MUST make sure that you NEVER miss anything:

There.

Think this crash course on Chaff Futures Trading 101 is coming along nicely now.

 

[grantx]

Markus,

Which screen is used for the porn?

Grant.

 

[BSD]

Grant,

that's the laptop hidden away in the drawer for when the wife or somebody else pokes their round the corner at inopportune moments.



Have a great weekend

 

[brutusdog]

Markus,

Which screen is used for the porn?

Grant.

the one in front of the toilet....makes cleaning up easier:whistling

 

[grantx]

Markus,

"Just checking the weather for Sweden, darling."

Brutus,

Excellent.

Grant.

 

[rathcoole_exile]

now now, this thread is in danger of going Off-Topic !
This is a serious platform for serious discussions about trading Chaff.
Guys, please try to keep OT, thanks

 

[Gumping]

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[Gumping]

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[rathcoole_exile]

A pair of Chaff-embossed boxer shorts threaded with REAL gold* thread toimpress those supermodels as they undress you in your 5* penthouse suite!

I'm wearing my Chaff-embossed boxer shorts now !!!

OVER my trousers actually !! It's so cool. Come on everybody, dare to embrace the power of the Chaff. I want to see everyone wearing their Chaff boxers on the outside.
this could be the start of something wonderful .......

 

[rathcoole_exile]

Disclaimer

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** Contents within the boxers is not guaranteed. Some supermodels may be disappointed.
Remember, what can go up can also go limp and flaccid.

 

[Gumping]

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[brutusdog]

I'm wearing my Chaff-embossed boxer shorts now !!!

OVER my trousers actually !! It's so cool. Come on everybody, dare to embrace the power of the Chaff. I want to see everyone wearing their Chaff boxers on the outside.
this could be the start of something wonderful .......

personally i prefer the kickboxing shorts i picked up last year when out your way nice and shiny .....now thats how to create an impression when cutting about london town especially when twinned with white socks and black loafers!

 

[rathcoole_exile]

personally i prefer the kickboxing shorts i picked up last year when out your way nice and shiny .....now thats how to create an impression when cutting about london town especially when twinned with white socks and black loafers!

and the sleeveless Chang Beer vest ?
have you had your tattoos on your neck done yet ? And a limb amputated. And your head shaved. And piled on an extra 60 pounds ?
Wouldn't want you to look out of place next time you visit Nana ..... :cheesy:

 

[grantx]

RC,

I believe Thailand caters for most tastes. Does this extend to amputee lady boys (it's not for me, it's for a friend)?

Grant.

 

[rathcoole_exile]

RC,

I believe Thailand caters for most tastes. Does this extend to amputee lady boys (it's not for me, it's for a friend)?

Grant.

aaah. for a "friend" eh ? Understood.

btw, Grant, it's only 11am stockport time isn't it ? You're up early ! Must be giro day ?


(sorry mate, only kidding :cheesy: i did meet someone from stockport once who had a real job)