Arabianights investment pool

[arabianights]

Today's session ended with an empty virtual wallet and a hangover..

But atleast AN got to talk dirty with Liena (the table hostess).

Not as much as I wanted.

I think I've identified the main failing yesterday, and that was abandoning the system and putting the entire pool on number 9.

It's a warning from God.

 

[GammaJammer]

So all you need now is more seed money right?

 

[arabianights]

So far all investments have been made with free bonus money from online casinos so no more money is needed.

Although I have accepted your investment.

 

[Paul71]

Not as much as I wanted.

I think I've identified the main failing yesterday, and that was abandoning the system and putting the entire pool on number 9.

It's a warning from God.

9 is my lucky number. I'm destitute, i have no money, no job....nothing. Oh well, looks like i'll have to take that job as a pole dancer down at the local gay bar.

 

[GammaJammer]

So far all investments have been made with free bonus money from online casinos so no more money is needed.

Although I have accepted your investment.

Just make sure my credit's good - £1 is a pretty hefty exposure to any one individual.....

 

[elitejets]

not as much as i wanted.

I think i've identified the main failing yesterday, and that was abandoning the system and putting the entire pool on number 9.

It's a warning from god.

discipline ...

 

[arabianights]

Right, have £10 bonus to spend in another casino. Same time same place if anyone wants to keep track.

 

[davedavethetrader]

why dont we just flip for 500 quid?

everyday for a month. best of 3, ive got tails.

 

[donaldduke]

Right, have £10 bonus to spend in another casino. Same time same place if anyone wants to keep track.

Assuming we with start with 10 quid today and stick to the business plan.

Probability of making £1000 today is a bit less than 1% .

Mean time to blow-up is around 20 bets.

 

[arabianights]

I have one modification to the business plan actually.

Betting on black failed. We should be betting on red this time.

 

[Paul71]

I have one modification to the business plan actually.

Betting on black failed. We should be betting on red this time.

Definately, red is more professional and will provide us with a definate edge.

 

[donaldduke]

The account blew up after 14 bets today.

According to the exhaustive monte carlo simulations that were run during the research and development of the Pool business plan, the mean number of bets till blow-up should have been 19 with this account size.

We therefore came to the conclusion that the table was rigged against us.

 

[robster970]

I have already written to my local MP to complain about the way these casino operations don't make any money for us.

 

[donaldduke]

I think they use magnets.

 

[elitejets]

Your testing model was based on betting on black and doubling the bet each time.
Your mandate from your investors was to bet on black and double your bet each time.

You blew the first account by getting drunk on french vodka and ribena and sticking the whole account on number 9.
You blew the second account by only betting on RED and I can only guess as to your sobriety.

Now us poor suckers are told that the casino was rigged? Perfect.

 

[donaldduke]

Your testing model was based on betting on black and doubling the bet each time.
Your mandate from your investors was to bet on black and double your bet each time.

You blew the first account by getting drunk on french vodka and ribena and sticking the whole account on number 9.
You blew the second account by only betting on RED and I can only guess as to your sobriety.

Now us poor suckers are told that the casino was rigged? Perfect.

EJ,

You're right, AN's business plan is sh!t.

I suggest a new plan.

With the 10 bucks still in the pool, we buy you a bus ticket to Vegas.. it probably wont get you all the way, so you'll have to bum a few rides on route.

When you get to Vegas you need to catch the attention of a rich billionaire, chat him up and then get him to **** your brains out in return for £1,000,000.

You can take the customary 10% management fee and split the rest equally with the pool..

Sounds like a winner

 

[elitejets]

EJ,

You're right, AN's business plan is sh!t.

I suggest a new plan.

With the 10 bucks still in the pool, we buy you a bus ticket to Vegas.. it probably wont get you all the way, so you'll have to bum a few rides on route.

When you get to Vegas you need to catch the attention of a rich billionaire, chat him up and then get him to **** your brains out in return for £1,000,000.

You can take the customary 10% management fee and split the rest equally with the pool..

Sounds like a winner

"Take one for the team" in other words ...
<sigh>
I suppose its better than paying toy boys.

 

[trendie]

An should write an e-book on how to win £1Mill on roulette by only betting black, and sell it for £9.99 a pop.

He needs just 10,000 suckers to make close on 6 figures.

 

[GammaJammer]

With the 10 bucks still in the pool, we buy you a bus ticket to Vegas.. it probably wont get you all the way, so you'll have to bum a few rides on route.

:

Or is that 'ride a few bums'. I get so confused these days.....

 

[arabianights]

Or is that 'ride a few bums'. I get so confused these days.....

remind me not to sit next to you on public transport