An Oirish story;
An Irishman goes to the doctor with "botty" problems,
"Dactor, its ma ahrse, I'd loik ya ta teyk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look,
"Incredible" he says, "Theres a £20 note lodged up here".
Tentatively, he eases the £20 note out of...