Time, how you see it and what you do with it.

The Leopard

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Within minutes of posting you got blown by Walter Mathau - as usual. By the 2nd page I count 6 episodes of Englishmen blowing each other and in 3 instances there were double entendres - one notable one included statementless Master Trader Peter. :)

No wonder England is going nowhere - low standards and even for shoddy work a whole lot of back-slapping and lollipopping. :)

Case in point .....

An Englishman was being shown all over the Niagara Falls for the first time.

"Isn't it something?" said his American guide, waiting for a reaction.

"Runs all night too, I suppose," said the Englishman.
 
Classic english humour, lost on a lot of yanks, inc you obv.
 
just got back from niagra, if you took an american guide you would have wasted time, the us side is nowhere near as good as the canadian,
 
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Re: TIME ....... first time ever an Australian nails both a Brit and an American

The American says: "Last night, I had sex with my girlfriend five times. In morning she cooked me a nice big plate of pancakes and later that afternoon she told me that I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen."

The Englishman replies: "That's nothing mate, last night I shagged my bird seven times. In the morning she cooked me a full English fry-up and in the afternoon she told me I was the best lay she'd ever had."

The Englishman and American notice that the Australian has remained oddly quiet throughout the conversation. The Englishman asks: "So how many times did you shag your girlfriend last night?"

"Just the once." replies the Australian.

"And what did she cook you in the morning?" asks the American.

"Nothing." Says the Australian.

The Englishman and the American both smirk at each other. "Well," says the Englishman, "what did she tell you in the afternoon?"

"Don't stop."
 
Time in my opinion is our most valuable commodity. Especially in today's world where we are over-bombarded with useless information that we somehow need to know or feel compelled to know.

I'm a time-management and productivity freak. I do not want to waste time. Our time is limited and I want to make the best of it. Unfortunately this has driven me many times to burnout, fatigue, and unhealthy lifestyle. I think one of the most serious problems we are facing today is finding a balance. Living a balanced life of working + physical activity + eating right+getting enough sleep etc. I try to improve and live a balanced life, and I have found the best way to do it is taking it one step at a time.

Started with eating more healthy, after a few weeks started going to the gym again and sleeping more and have seen only positive results. Overall I am feeling more better, more confident, feel more rested.
 
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