sminicooper
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I see that a Daily Telegraph journalist reckons the UK is in need of the following:
(in no particular order)
1. Presenter of Top Gear
2. Leader of Conservative Party and Prime Minister
3. Leader of UKIP
4. Leader of Labour Party (previous incumbent still in post, pending further negotiations and/or being tied up by the Eagle sisters, bundled into van, taken to Heathrow and put on a plane to Caracas or other socialist paradise of his choice)
5. England Football Manager
6. A stiff drink
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After the shenanigans of the last week or so, I reckon I'd go for number 6!
And I'd also add a requirement for the reinstatement of village-green stocks where politicians and anybody who disagrees with my viewpoint could be pilloried.
(in no particular order)
1. Presenter of Top Gear
2. Leader of Conservative Party and Prime Minister
3. Leader of UKIP
4. Leader of Labour Party (previous incumbent still in post, pending further negotiations and/or being tied up by the Eagle sisters, bundled into van, taken to Heathrow and put on a plane to Caracas or other socialist paradise of his choice)
5. England Football Manager
6. A stiff drink
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After the shenanigans of the last week or so, I reckon I'd go for number 6!
And I'd also add a requirement for the reinstatement of village-green stocks where politicians and anybody who disagrees with my viewpoint could be pilloried.