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OK – I’m coming out of the file cabinet. I am a systems vendor. Before they blow me off the site, a fortunate few will find below a partial listing of my inventory of systems. Most of these systems started out as Club3000 stars, were pirated to Russia and Asia, and are now safely back in my 3 ring binders to d evolve even further and deliver to you just at the time you need them. How’s that for lasting value?

I understand. You’ve gazed, tested, and tweaked ‘almost profitable’ systems long enough so HERE THEY ARE!!!

AccountTerminator
AccountApocalypse
AssaultRifleSmoocher
AssetLooter
BackToTheFutures
BankruptcyFast III
BankWire12000
BlackBackTestBeauty
BlazingSaddlesBeanTrader
BridgeJumper1.5
BrokersAlimony
BungeeTrader
BuyAndHoldYourOwnManufactoringIndex
BuyHighSellLow4.0
CarryForward-39000
CatchAFallingSafe 2nd Attempt – fully revised.
Chaositis
ChaoticChaosTrader
ChapterSeven
NewImprovedChurnAndBurn
ColdFusion
ColdSweater
ComexEcution
CommissionMission
CurveFitterEquitySwerve
DailyLoser
DarkPassage
DartThrowing101
DeathWatch(long term version)
DeathWish(a psychologically oriented system)
DebtMakerPlus
Denial-28000
DollarBurner
DollarDragStripToHell
DrawDownMatrix
DreamClipper
DreamDasher
FloorTradersDelight
FollowTheCrowd
GoldenPromiseBreak out
GrandSuperSickle
GreedyVendorPlus
GreenspansRevenge
HindenburgSystem
HomeWrecker
HyperbolePlus
IfOnlyI
IOUrodollarTrader
JobKeeper450
Kamikaze
KneeCapper
LastDollar
LastYearsGuru
LiquidAssetAbuser
LockLimitStreet
Loser 2.0
LossHugger
LossTaker
LoveMyLosses
Lusitania
MarraigeBurner
MercOLated
MoneyMuncher
MoneyVacuum
MuchLessThanZero
MumboJumbo
MythManipulator
NightOfTheLivingDrawdown
NoviceSlayer
OopsIt’sWrong-automated
OopsIt’sWrongAgain
OptimizerOctopus
OstrichTrader
PayToTrade
PensionRobber
Peptobysmal
PorkBellyUpper
PoundPulverizer
ProfitMiser
ProfitMugger
ProfitSieve
RainbowMaker(sold out, no longer available)
RentMoney1600
RetirementShredder
RevengeOfTheHerds
RigorMortisBreakoutTwist
RogueWaveMisser
RumorRoulette
ScientificLoser
SheriffsUselessSecretSystem
SlippageGalore
SmilingCobra
SoupLineSystem
Standard&Poorformance
Spam100
StressSeeker
SwingSlicer
SystemOfSystems(SOS)
TarnishedSilverSystem
TheTrendIsYourEnemy
TicketToDebt
TicKeyTackyII
TitanicPositions
TrainKisser
TrendsEnd
TroubleInParadise
20/20Hindsight
TypeACuisanart
UnwholyGrail
WaveSlave
WelcomeToWelfare
WhipsawSeeker
WhiteKnuckler
WifeLoser
WouldaCouldaShoulda
WriteOffMachine
WrongWayDown
WrongTimeFramer
YardSale200


Don’t let the simple names fool you. These systems are quite complex. The HomeWrecker is a great example of this. Although trading the system has an immediate impact on your bottom line, it can take years to fully uncover and appreciate its robust adaptiveness. Believe me, each of these systems has unique characteristics that you can only experience if you order yours today.

“But, generous systems vendor,” you say “which ones are right for me???”
Honest disclosure Number 1: Since they all come in a black box, you may have already tried some of them and just don’t know it. To select new systems for yourself, take a common sense approach. The names say it all! With a bit of study, you’ll see the ones you’ve ‘been there, done that’ with. You understand it’s time for a change and you’ll see new systems you are inexplicably attracted to. Order those today! It’s that simple!

I know you just can’t wait. Do you feel that ‘affective prediction’ of how it’s going to be trading your new systems? Please plaster these feelings onto your memory because one of my favorite rewards of being a systems vendor is getting aroused feedback from my customers comparing those initial fantasies with their actual subjective results. It’s all about you, my new fried, and I know I’m excited about delivering these systems to you.



You were expecting to pay up to 10,000.00, and certainly no less than 395.00 for these systems, right? Hey, order by midnight and you can have 3 for 97.00 + free delivery.

Don’t wait! Act now! If I get the slightest inkling that any of these systems are being overtraded, I ‘ll pull them off the market immediately and you may have to wait years for the one that should have your name on it to be repackaged and marketed under a new, unfamiliar, and possibly less appropriate name.

Now for those who know you get what you pay for! …for those who want the best! …the most exclusive! …Here is a partial list of some systems still in development.

Adrenaline&Sweat1.0
BackTestedLiveCattleSplat
ClosingFrenzy
CopperPoisoning
CrashTestDummy3.0
EnhancedLowProbabilityPatternsSystem
EquityClub
EquityMeltdown
EquitySlasher4.5

These 3 count as 1!
FirstNoticeDayConflict
LastTradingDayAnquish
TakingDelivery

FiveCarCrash
FundeesFolicles
HardWareHeadLock
HeartPoundPoundER
IFeedHisFeederCattleSystem
LeveledByII
MarketPus
NeuralNoNet
ProfessionalBreakdownSystem
ProfessionalHesitationSystem
ProprietaryGullibilitySystem
RandomTradeGenerator
(password: seed # <-0)
RollOver-39000
RubleTrader(requires hardware lock)
ScreenGlue
SeventyFiveGrandExposed
SpreadALoss
SuperNova-7000
SwingMisser
TheExitOnFirstProfitableTickMethod
TheNOSTOPSystemPLUS PyramdingLosers
TheTapeWorm
TheWoolWave
ToxicShockSystem
TurtleSoup
UsingNakedButPuts
WaveMisser ver. 1.618
WetSheetWrap4.2


Reserve yours today! We’ll ship the moment curvefitting is complete! Please note: Items on this list are priced individually. The special 3 for 1 pricing does not apply to these backtest fireballs. Call me to discuss pricing.

I sincerely attempt to promote a product or service to every trader on earth. If none of these systems are Uranian, Neptunian, or Plutonian enough for you, call me directly for an exclusive list of special fx systems. I’ll match you to a system that will produce unbelievable results for you.


Bonus number 1: Get Free access to help with mastering your system in my live chat room. Although I managle funds with these same systems, I somehow still find time to ‘chat it up’ and provide quality support all day long Monday through Friday. Where else are you going to find free life coaching?

Bonus number 2: By purchasing systems now, you become entitled to preview new systems as they come back on the market.

Bonus number 3: Free manual entitled Secrets Of Finding Support And Resistance In Fast Markets. The material in this report is invaluable.

Bonus number 4: Another Free trading manual! You won’t believe what you read in
How To Enter Within Three Ticks Of The Beginnings Of Waves 1, 3, and 5 Using Only Monthly Charts !! Again, a monetary value could never be placed on this technique. And it’s free to you.

Bonus number 5: Last, but certainly not least, a small but brutally powerful white paper on How To Profit From Trend Following Techniques In Congested Markets.

Wait! More last minute price slashing! Order within one hour and you can get 3 systems for 39.00, delivery is still free, and the boneusers are yours to keep!!!

Just imagine taking your new systems out of the black box with your own hands!

In closing: Hey, I’m just a trader helping other traders. You may be asking “why would he let us take all this information out of the black boxes??” Here’s why…and here’s Honest disclosure Number 2! …and here is the real reason selling systems is worth the bother! I’m now going to quote an old friend and reveal an industry secret to you that no other systems vendor would ever dare publicly disclose ----
“EVERY system makes money! (if you sell enough copies)”

Click HERE to order.
 
Very much like the fortune teller saying: how to make a $1,000,000.

"Yes," the fortune teller sitting along the road says to his potential customer: "I am very good at predicting the future."

"Oh," the potential customer is amazed.

"Do you want to know how to make a $1,000,000?" asks the fortune teller.

"Sure, I do," replies the potential customer.

"Give me $10 and I will tell you," adds the fortune teller.

The potential customer gives $10 to the fortuner teller and asks: "Now tell me, how to make a $1,000,000?"

The fortune teller replies: "This is one of the ways."
 
ZDO said:
OK – I’m coming out of the file cabinet. I am a systems vendor. Before they blow me off the site, a fortunate few will find below a partial listing of my inventory of systems. Most of these systems started out as Club3000 stars, were pirated to Russia and Asia, and are now safely back in my 3 ring binders to d evolve even further and deliver to you just at the time you need them. How’s that for lasting value?

I understand. You’ve gazed, tested, and tweaked ‘almost profitable’ systems long enough so HERE THEY ARE!!!

AccountTerminator
AccountApocalypse
AssaultRifleSmoocher
AssetLooter
BackToTheFutures
BankruptcyFast III
BankWire12000
BlackBackTestBeauty
BlazingSaddlesBeanTrader
BridgeJumper1.5
BrokersAlimony
BungeeTrader
BuyAndHoldYourOwnManufactoringIndex
BuyHighSellLow4.0
CarryForward-39000
CatchAFallingSafe 2nd Attempt – fully revised.
Chaositis
ChaoticChaosTrader
ChapterSeven
NewImprovedChurnAndBurn
ColdFusion
ColdSweater
ComexEcution
CommissionMission
CurveFitterEquitySwerve
DailyLoser
DarkPassage
DartThrowing101
DeathWatch(long term version)
DeathWish(a psychologically oriented system)
DebtMakerPlus
Denial-28000
DollarBurner
DollarDragStripToHell
DrawDownMatrix
DreamClipper
DreamDasher
FloorTradersDelight
FollowTheCrowd
GoldenPromiseBreak out
GrandSuperSickle
GreedyVendorPlus
GreenspansRevenge
HindenburgSystem
HomeWrecker
HyperbolePlus
IfOnlyI
IOUrodollarTrader
JobKeeper450
Kamikaze
KneeCapper
LastDollar
LastYearsGuru
LiquidAssetAbuser
LockLimitStreet
Loser 2.0
LossHugger
LossTaker
LoveMyLosses
Lusitania
MarraigeBurner
MercOLated
MoneyMuncher
MoneyVacuum
MuchLessThanZero
MumboJumbo
MythManipulator
NightOfTheLivingDrawdown
NoviceSlayer
OopsIt’sWrong-automated
OopsIt’sWrongAgain
OptimizerOctopus
OstrichTrader
PayToTrade
PensionRobber
Peptobysmal
PorkBellyUpper
PoundPulverizer
ProfitMiser
ProfitMugger
ProfitSieve
RainbowMaker(sold out, no longer available)
RentMoney1600
RetirementShredder
RevengeOfTheHerds
RigorMortisBreakoutTwist
RogueWaveMisser
RumorRoulette
ScientificLoser
SheriffsUselessSecretSystem
SlippageGalore
SmilingCobra
SoupLineSystem
Standard&Poorformance
Spam100
StressSeeker
SwingSlicer
SystemOfSystems(SOS)
TarnishedSilverSystem
TheTrendIsYourEnemy
TicketToDebt
TicKeyTackyII
TitanicPositions
TrainKisser
TrendsEnd
TroubleInParadise
20/20Hindsight
TypeACuisanart
UnwholyGrail
WaveSlave
WelcomeToWelfare
WhipsawSeeker
WhiteKnuckler
WifeLoser
WouldaCouldaShoulda
WriteOffMachine
WrongWayDown
WrongTimeFramer
YardSale200


Don’t let the simple names fool you. These systems are quite complex. The HomeWrecker is a great example of this. Although trading the system has an immediate impact on your bottom line, it can take years to fully uncover and appreciate its robust adaptiveness. Believe me, each of these systems has unique characteristics that you can only experience if you order yours today.

“But, generous systems vendor,” you say “which ones are right for me???”
Honest disclosure Number 1: Since they all come in a black box, you may have already tried some of them and just don’t know it. To select new systems for yourself, take a common sense approach. The names say it all! With a bit of study, you’ll see the ones you’ve ‘been there, done that’ with. You understand it’s time for a change and you’ll see new systems you are inexplicably attracted to. Order those today! It’s that simple!

I know you just can’t wait. Do you feel that ‘affective prediction’ of how it’s going to be trading your new systems? Please plaster these feelings onto your memory because one of my favorite rewards of being a systems vendor is getting aroused feedback from my customers comparing those initial fantasies with their actual subjective results. It’s all about you, my new fried, and I know I’m excited about delivering these systems to you.



You were expecting to pay up to 10,000.00, and certainly no less than 395.00 for these systems, right? Hey, order by midnight and you can have 3 for 97.00 + free delivery.

Don’t wait! Act now! If I get the slightest inkling that any of these systems are being overtraded, I ‘ll pull them off the market immediately and you may have to wait years for the one that should have your name on it to be repackaged and marketed under a new, unfamiliar, and possibly less appropriate name.

Now for those who know you get what you pay for! …for those who want the best! …the most exclusive! …Here is a partial list of some systems still in development.

Adrenaline&Sweat1.0
BackTestedLiveCattleSplat
ClosingFrenzy
CopperPoisoning
CrashTestDummy3.0
EnhancedLowProbabilityPatternsSystem
EquityClub
EquityMeltdown
EquitySlasher4.5

These 3 count as 1!
FirstNoticeDayConflict
LastTradingDayAnquish
TakingDelivery

FiveCarCrash
FundeesFolicles
HardWareHeadLock
HeartPoundPoundER
IFeedHisFeederCattleSystem
LeveledByII
MarketPus
NeuralNoNet
ProfessionalBreakdownSystem
ProfessionalHesitationSystem
ProprietaryGullibilitySystem
RandomTradeGenerator
(password: seed # <-0)
RollOver-39000
RubleTrader(requires hardware lock)
ScreenGlue
SeventyFiveGrandExposed
SpreadALoss
SuperNova-7000
SwingMisser
TheExitOnFirstProfitableTickMethod
TheNOSTOPSystemPLUS PyramdingLosers
TheTapeWorm
TheWoolWave
ToxicShockSystem
TurtleSoup
UsingNakedButPuts
WaveMisser ver. 1.618
WetSheetWrap4.2


Reserve yours today! We’ll ship the moment curvefitting is complete! Please note: Items on this list are priced individually. The special 3 for 1 pricing does not apply to these backtest fireballs. Call me to discuss pricing.

I sincerely attempt to promote a product or service to every trader on earth. If none of these systems are Uranian, Neptunian, or Plutonian enough for you, call me directly for an exclusive list of special fx systems. I’ll match you to a system that will produce unbelievable results for you.


Bonus number 1: Get Free access to help with mastering your system in my live chat room. Although I managle funds with these same systems, I somehow still find time to ‘chat it up’ and provide quality support all day long Monday through Friday. Where else are you going to find free life coaching?

Bonus number 2: By purchasing systems now, you become entitled to preview new systems as they come back on the market.

Bonus number 3: Free manual entitled Secrets Of Finding Support And Resistance In Fast Markets. The material in this report is invaluable.

Bonus number 4: Another Free trading manual! You won’t believe what you read in
How To Enter Within Three Ticks Of The Beginnings Of Waves 1, 3, and 5 Using Only Monthly Charts !! Again, a monetary value could never be placed on this technique. And it’s free to you.

Bonus number 5: Last, but certainly not least, a small but brutally powerful white paper on How To Profit From Trend Following Techniques In Congested Markets.

Wait! More last minute price slashing! Order within one hour and you can get 3 systems for 39.00, delivery is still free, and the boneusers are yours to keep!!!

Just imagine taking your new systems out of the black box with your own hands!

In closing: Hey, I’m just a trader helping other traders. You may be asking “why would he let us take all this information out of the black boxes??” Here’s why…and here’s Honest disclosure Number 2! …and here is the real reason selling systems is worth the bother! I’m now going to quote an old friend and reveal an industry secret to you that no other systems vendor would ever dare publicly disclose ----
“EVERY system makes money! (if you sell enough copies)”

Click HERE to order.
And to think all this time all your talent has been overlooked by the membership....and what a truly creative and innovative creature you are, ZDO. My compliments to you.
 
counter_violent said:
:eek: The order button is'nt working

Just keep clicking! Try clicking for at least 30 minutes. Sorry for any inconvenience.
Also, we can probably help you offline. Which systems do you want to order?
 
SOCRATES said:
And to think all this time all your talent has been overlooked by the membership....and what a truly creative and innovative creature you are, ZDO. My compliments to you.

Actually credit must go to Club3000 members for most of the first list. The script follows the template for many if not most current online offerings for eBooks. All we did was offer more bonuses.

Still - Thanks for the compliments. Will send you a complimentary copy of the ColdFusion system and also a copy of the How To Enter Within Three Ticks Of The Beginnings Of Waves 1, 3, and 5 Using Only Monthly Charts !! manual.

Are there any other of the systems you would like to order at this time?

Thanks,

zd
 
No, No, please don't send me anything, thank you all the same, very kind, much appreciated.

But I recognise it is one hell of an endeavour you have got there ZDO.
 
Club3000

ZDO said:
Actually credit must go to Club3000 members for most of the first list. The script follows the template for many if not most current online offerings for eBooks. All we did was offer more bonuses.

Still - Thanks for the compliments. Will send you a complimentary copy of the ColdFusion system and also a copy of the How To Enter Within Three Ticks Of The Beginnings Of Waves 1, 3, and 5 Using Only Monthly Charts !! manual.

Are there any other of the systems you would like to order at this time?

Thanks,

zd

what is this Club3000 ? :arrowu:
 
As of today, one can send money to anyone with an email address (I don't mind receiving money in my email for doing nothing, though).

But, I am not involved in the enterprise, I am not encouraging anyone to send money to order the above-said system, buy at your own risk.
 
What's Club3000?

QuenkishZakos said:
what is this Club3000 ? :arrowu:

Quenkish,

Way back when there was only the WallStreetJournal, Futures magazine and a couple other industry publications. No websites, no email, no chat rooms, no blogs. Direct mailing lists were compiled from responses to ads in these publications and to ads on FNN(the precursor to CNBC). Traders would receive envelopes stuffed with promotions for these systems.

Curiously, many of the trading systems offered through these channels were priced at $3000.
In general, these offerings sucked worse than any on my fine lists of systems. A group of newly calloused systems junkies finally got fed up with getting ripped off and started sending out a small publication each month with user reviews of current systems for sale. They called it Club3000 and they were members in the truest sense because they had beened torched by systems vendors... and precious few of those systems or their users lived happily ever after.

Fortunately for you, times and ethics have changed. It's a new day now.
Are you ready to complete your selections and check out? If any of our systems are unprofitable after a month of trading them we' ll be happy to refund your investment. You can not lose!

zd
 
Club3000

ZDO said:
Quenkish,

Way back when there was only the WallStreetJournal, Futures magazine and a couple other industry publications. No websites, no email, no chat rooms, no blogs. Direct mailing lists were compiled from responses to ads in these publications and to ads on FNN(the precursor to CNBC). Traders would receive envelopes stuffed with promotions for these systems.

Curiously, many of the trading systems offered through these channels were priced at $3000.
In general, these offerings sucked worse than any on my fine lists of systems. A group of newly calloused systems junkies finally got fed up with getting ripped off and started sending out a small publication each month with user reviews of current systems for sale. They called it Club3000 and they were members in the truest sense because they had beened torched by systems vendors... and precious few of those systems or their users lived happily ever after.

Fortunately for you, times and ethics have changed. It's a new day now.
Are you ready to complete your selections and check out? If any of our systems are unprofitable after a month of trading them we' ll be happy to refund your investment. You can not lose!

zd


what is their website address :?:
 
Club 4000

QuenkishZakos said:
what is their website address :?:

Try www.club3000.org That's what I got when I just googled Club 3000
Someone up here could also maybe point you to the current live testing web sites for systems. Have seen them mentioned here...

Club3000 has not existed for years. By the time they had 'matured', the content had become so 'politically correct' as to be sickening. One couldn't tell the patsies from the gullibles from the planted shills. And who cares? The large percentage of systems for sale only provide entry signals. Of the small percentage of traders who actually thrive at trading, how many of them do you think 'bought' and / or were taught a trading system?

Why are you shopping anyway? A huge selection of perfectly good trading systems is listed above...

zdo
 
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