Trader Snacks - may contain nuts

[Crap Buddist]

Just my SOH, doesn't always convey that well. shadow.

 

[shadowninja]

Well, I just got confused. Normally, when accusations of pervertedness are thrown in my face, they are usually accompanied by a slap. The lack of the slap threw me somewhat.

 

[BSD]

LOL, this thread, particularly the last 3 or so pages, gets my vote for thread of the year !!!

 

[shadowninja]

Yes, well, hygiene is important. Oh, that's not what you meant...

 

[the blades]

7-am: morning tea.
8-11am: morning euro-session.
10-am: brunch. orange juice with apple or carrots.
lunch: 12-2pm: main cooked meal. mostly chicken or turkey or fish with stir-fry veg.
2-4pm: US session.
mid-afternoon: (4pm): tea, bickies.

6-7pm, evening meal: bowl of fruit. (sometimes tinned) with yoghurt.
7-9pm: tail end US session.
9pm: finish.

ironically, the fastest food you can get is fresh fruit and veg. no cooking needed.
even the cooked food is stir-fry, so good for you.

whatever you do, keep the processed foods down to a minimum.
snack on almonds or peanuts or cashews or dried fruit, instead of biscuits and chocs. (tough one, I know).

bloomin heck, after reading this and Gooseman's post, I think I might need to take another look at things.

My trading day consists of assorted chocolate bars, online porn and the odd five knuckle shuffle. I look at a few charts until the tins are full, then back to stage 1.

where am I going wrong?

UTB

 

[shadowninja]

Get bigger tins.

 

[the blades]

Get bigger tins.

they're swollen enough, thanks.

UTB

 

[shadowninja]

Empty them more regularly, then.

 

[BSD]

UTB, maybe it's time to hire a dietary assistant to handle the basics, eg making sure beer is always in plentiful supply, etc.

 

[BSD]

Hey, come to think of it, I need one like her as well, maybe we can split the costs for her salary

 

[Vrothdar]

I'd be willing to split with you BSD - So long as I get the good half.

Before you ask, the good half is the left half, always the left half.

 

[BSD]

Aha.

Always good to learn new stuff.



But hey, I'm up for it.

Lets see what UTB says.

 

[Crap Buddist]

UTB, maybe it's time to hire a dietary assistant to handle the basics, eg making sure beer is always in plentiful supply, etc.

Ohhh, bet she can open bottle tops too ? Where do you put it ? <pop> ahhh.... perfick.

 

[BSD]

Buddhist, yes, we only hire multi-talented dietary assistants.

Thankfully they are not hard to find, as unlike us, girls can usually multi-task very well

 

[MrGecko]

High 5 anyone?

 

[the blades]

High 5 anyone?

we can all share the fun. However, as it was Marcus's offer to me, we get the spit roast, you get the sloppy 3,4,5th's.

Deal?

UTB

 

[Vrothdar]

Does that mean I don't get the left half? Damn!

 

[BSD]

OK, that's all sorted then, now we just need to organize the casting, umm, oops, job interviews I mean of course