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I like the way we've gotten from eating to toilet habits so quickly. I wonder where we'll stop next?
 
Pornflakes ?

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I drink alot of San Pellegrino while I'm trading...

As for the food, it doesn't really feature as part of my daily routine (unless I'm out for a boozy lunch); but I'll usully knock something pretty fancy up for dinner, bit of a hobby chef.
 
Bloody amateurs the lot of you. Being a Ninja of the Shadowy type, I exit via the window, obviously. Disposable black ninja mitts helps, too.
 
Vrothdar said:
I work to the theory that there's two reasons to need to wash your hands after a number one: 1) Poor personal hygiene and 2) p1ssing on your hands. I'm guilty of neither so I don't bother with washing my hands.
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3) Urine contains bacteria and unless you make sure your ***** is entirely dry post-urination, they will multiply especially as it's a nice warm area.

ETA: looks like a medical term is forbidden.
 
Hang on, if everyone washed their hands then the door handle would be clean. In any case, it shows you why MRSA is rampant.
 
They are advertising the hand wash gels/creams to disinfect ones hands. The adverts shows people sitting on buses, going about day to day things.

But we do need a bit of exposure to develop anti-bodies to protect against bugs?, so i dont know if humans are becoming a bit sterile conscious and what the long term immune system will do ?

It's almost like people do not like to get their hands dirty... ? We are pure,clean and don't smell :)
 
Next time I'll spray some Bleeper on the bus ! squirt, squirt ,squirt, squirt, squirt. there now you can sit down and I can get the bleep off this bus. Good day!
 
shadowninja said:
3) Urine contains bacteria and unless you make sure your ***** is entirely dry post-urination, they will multiply especially as it's a nice warm area.

ETA: looks like a medical term is forbidden.
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I'd not even considered that. I suppose I have a pretty laid back attitude to this kind of thing outside of places such as hospitals where it is of up utmost importance.

Eat healthily, exercise, minimise pharmaceutical intervention and avoid things like falling pianos and eating uranium.
 
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Take 2 bottles on the Bus ? Not me, I use New Paraquat Fresh! ,it treats all my social interactional greeting needs and kills the earth for 30 years!

New Paraquat Fresh! The choice of champions. Don't leave home without it! Now in new 50 litre hood size!
 
Crap Buddist said:
They are advertising the hand wash gels/creams to disinfect ones hands. The adverts shows people sitting on buses, going about day to day things.

But we do need a bit of exposure to develop anti-bodies to protect against bugs?, so i dont know if humans are becoming a bit sterile conscious and what the long term immune system will do ?

It's almost like people do not like to get their hands dirty... ? We are pure,clean and don't smell :)
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Those are the kinds of lines I think on. I'm certain that exposure is good for more than just the immune system too - especially if it's a good looking young lady doing the exposing!
 
Vrothdar said:
Those are the kinds of lines I think on. I'm certain that exposure is good for more than just the immune system too - especially if it's a good looking young lady doing the exposing!
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Yah... But i do feel for the ladies. I mean you really do think they could of come up with a better name than Femfresh for a vaginal cleansing lotion.

How about New Muff Buff

These Advertising execs just disappoint me ,day in day out.......femfresh.. whoppeeee
 
The main reason for the oh dear was the thought I had of Duffman doing the voice-overs for Muff Buff advertisements:LOL:
 
:) hmmmm, The name they pick for some of these products is, just terrible. It's like they want to openly approach the subject yet remain slightly distant for fear of being branded LOL. Bringers of Evil and perverse before their time. Still someone has to sit around a board table and come up with names for these things......
 
Isn't there something called Vagisil?

And yes, exposure to germs isn't bad for you, as I stated earlier.
 
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