The Nigerians have landed

DionysusToast

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What a bizarre conversation. Started off me being worried I might have actually met the guy.

GATE WHITE
[12:41:30 PM] Peter Davies: Peter Davies has shared contact details with GATE WHITE.
[1:20:22 PM] GATE WHITE: Hello
[1:20:27 PM] GATE WHITE: Are you there?
[1:22:31 PM] Peter Davies: Yes - almost time for bed but not quite!
[2:00:03 PM] GATE WHITE: ok
[2:00:14 PM] GATE WHITE: Hello are you still there?
[2:00:42 PM] GATE WHITE: Are you there?
[2:01:35 PM] Peter Davies: yeah - still here
[2:01:59 PM] GATE WHITE: ok
[2:02:24 PM] GATE WHITE: I am Gate White from UK
[2:02:39 PM] Peter Davies: Hi - how are you?
[2:02:48 PM] GATE WHITE: i am fine
[2:03:01 PM] GATE WHITE: i am 50 years old
[2:03:03 PM] GATE WHITE: and you
[2:03:38 PM] Peter Davies: fine - have we met?
[2:03:49 PM] GATE WHITE: not at all
[2:04:56 PM] GATE WHITE: in am an Soldier under the troop of USA here in Afghanistan
[2:04:59 PM] GATE WHITE: and you?
[2:05:38 PM] Peter Davies: I'm a day trader in Bangkok
[2:05:55 PM] GATE WHITE: Wow
[2:06:12 PM] GATE WHITE: Nice meet you
[2:06:23 PM] GATE WHITE: i will be happy to know you more
[2:06:43 PM] GATE WHITE: What is your real name and how old are you
[2:07:14 PM] Peter Davies: Sorry Gate - this sounds a bit odd to me - how did you find me on Skype?
[2:07:40 PM] GATE WHITE: Oh really
[2:07:50 PM] GATE WHITE: You don't have to be sorry
[2:08:01 PM] GATE WHITE: nice you ask that question
[2:08:30 PM] GATE WHITE: Well i am a very social man, i was seaching my general friend wheni find you ok
[2:09:04 PM] GATE WHITE: let that not be strange to you ok friend
[2:09:45 PM] GATE WHITE: because we learn good things from friend we meet online
[2:10:00 PM] Peter Davies: you sure don't sound very American
[2:10:17 PM] GATE WHITE: can you tell me some thing about you
[2:10:21 PM] GATE WHITE: i am not an american ok
[2:10:58 PM] Peter Davies: no - I'm not going to tell you anything about me... my mother told me not to speak to strangers
[2:11:14 PM] GATE WHITE: i am from UK but i stay all my life in Sadi arabia
[2:11:21 PM] GATE WHITE: why really
[2:11:23 PM] GATE WHITE: ok
[2:11:27 PM] GATE WHITE: hahahahaa
[2:11:34 PM] GATE WHITE: you most be a funny man
[2:11:38 PM] Peter Davies: yeah - she said too much and I'd go blind
[2:11:58 PM] Peter Davies: so - is this a gay thing - looking for love on Skype?
[2:12:15 PM] GATE WHITE: what do you mean by that
[2:12:37 PM] Peter Davies: I mean - are you searching for man-meat?
[2:12:59 PM] GATE WHITE: we can be friends for good
[2:13:01 PM] GATE WHITE: no
[2:13:17 PM] Peter Davies: you mean we might share a shower but there would be no touching?
[2:13:17 PM] GATE WHITE: oh no
[2:13:36 PM] Peter Davies: sleepovers but seperate bedrooms?
[2:13:56 PM] GATE WHITE: just for friends and know more about business
[2:15:10 PM] Peter Davies: You say you are from UK, lived in Saudi and are in the US military in Afghanistan - you must have a lot of air miles.
[2:15:55 PM] GATE WHITE: do you know what tell me some thing about you
[2:16:00 PM] GATE WHITE: we are friends now
[2:16:42 PM] GATE WHITE: tell me you age and your real name
[2:17:04 PM] Peter Davies: wow - official friends. There's so much to say - what do you want to talk about - my fax number, passport details, bank account or your aunt with $20M in the bank in Outer Maldovia that I can get a 20% commission on?
[2:17:44 PM] GATE WHITE: what do you mean?
[2:18:20 PM] Peter Davies: what do you mean "what do I mean"?
[2:18:47 PM] GATE WHITE: what pass port are you talking about and account number?
[2:19:41 PM] Peter Davies: Well - let's play hot & cold - I'll go first.
[2:20:25 PM] Peter Davies: I am thinking you are currently somewhere in Africa - more than likely Nigeria
[2:20:28 PM] Peter Davies: Hot or cold?
[2:20:59 PM] GATE WHITE: i still don't understand you what do you mean by this sentence PMwow - official friends. There's so much to say - what do you want to talk about - my fax number, passport details, bank account or your aunt with $20M in the bank in Outer Maldovia that I can get a 20% commission on?
[2:21:13 PM] Peter Davies: incorrect - Nigeria is HOT
[2:21:21 PM] Peter Davies: where in Nigeria are you?
[2:22:11 PM] GATE WHITE: i don't what you are talking about
[2:22:25 PM] GATE WHITE: well you can say what you like ok
[2:22:31 PM] Peter Davies: Nigeria - it's a country, Is it raining there now?
[2:23:28 PM] Peter Davies: OK - let me help - next time you try this - you can't be an Irish, English, Saudi Arabian man in the US army in Afgahanistan
[2:24:42 PM] Peter Davies: bye Gate - it was lovely chatting to you - better luck next time

Next time - pose as a woman.
 
 
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