The BIG Lie Thread

[Atilla]

This is the BIG lie thread.

In our modern day of lies, damned lies and half truths I think T2W needs a Lie Thread.

Only lies to be blogged here. Anybody who posts something that is true will be hoisted up 12 feet from their genitals and dropped down onto a bed of nails.


Here are 10 lies from me; 5 personal and 5 from current affairs to get this thread started.

I love to pay more tax

I hate my wife

My children are devils

I like cats

I have sex 3 times a week

England is the greatest footballing nation in the World

Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with that woman

Jeremy Hunt's behaviour was entirely appropriate through out BSkyB bid takeover

Bob Diamond 'I’m sorry, I love Barclays’

Damien Hirst is the second coming of Michelangelo Buonarroti



Life is a Circus and we are the Clowns. Enjoy all that you do

 

[0007]

Everything I say is a lie!

 

[wackypete2]

I have sex 3 times a week

You have sex MORE often than that???

Peter

 

[wackypete2]

Everything I say is a lie!

I've never told a lie in my life

Peter

 

[rsh01]

God, I love t2w

 

[rsh01]

Legendary t2w members return here not for lulz, nor scam busting, nor arabian analist recruiting threads, but for philanthropic purposes...to better themselves and their fellow members through education, mentoring, and general giving of love.

t2w's MO is solely to promote the above

 

[JahDave]

God I love T2W..........They are the best,,,...

 

[Atilla]

Bob Diamond resigns because he is an honourable man.

 

[new_trader]

Excellent thread Atilla, you're a genius

 

[NVP]

Banking is an honorable profession......

 

[NVP]

all Traders are created equal......

 

[mik1973]

Allow me two if you will:

1) All trading vendors (coaches- trainers etc) are experts and extremely successful in the "art" of trading.

2)They would never exaggerate their claims of success.

 

[scose-no-doubt]

I'm so f*cking busy at work!

 

[0007]

We're all in it together

 

[Lord Flasheart]

God I love T2W..........They are the best,,,...

This has to be seen as a truth,otherwise why would he post on the site

 

[NVP]

Gosh everyone - this is my first post at T2W

I have just seen this [link/system/thread]

does anyone know anything about them as shucks I certainly dont and want to learn more

 

[Splitlink]

I've never told a lie in my life

Peter

I believe you!

 

[Atilla]

Bob Diamond resigned

 

[eighteen]

The eurozone is a beacon of prosperity for the world

 

[JahDave]

This has to be seen as a truth,otherwise why would he post on the site

That's why I love you Flash............. Because you are so full of it...............BTW..............How have you been brother???????????????