Santa on a man lost his both hand

[jocck]

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

 

[westernforce]

ha-ha, not bad Jocck.
in future, try and use the jokes page

http://www.trade2win.com/boards/jokes-humour/6856-joke-day-209.html

 

[jocck]

Okay ... point noted 🙂