Pirate... woyuld you be one?

[arabianights]

Would you become a somalian pirate, given the alternatives?

 

[donaldduke]

alternatives like seeking asylum in the uk and getting a 2million home to live in

 

[TheBramble]

Would you become a somalian pirate, given the alternatives?

What are the alternatives?

 

[trader_dante]

There's no money in teaching trading.

So I've started a travel company.

http://www.somalicruises.com/testimonials.php

My guarantee to you:

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back...

 

[shadowninja]

What are the alternatives?

 

[arabianights]

What are the alternatives?

Good question. Dirt farmer?

 

[DashRiprock]

i would

 

[the hare]

I'd do if 4 d lulz

 

[TheBramble]

Good question. Dirt farmer?

What, grow dirt you mean?

 

[shadowninja]

What, grow dirt you mean?

:smart: As I understand it, you just have to stop growing crops for a year. Utilise a three crop rotational system between three fields; corn, wheat, empty. The soil in the empty field regains its lost nutrients.










I expect Arabian was referring to anal sex, though.

 

[arabianights]

I expect Arabian was referring to anal sex, though.

????????

That's a very... interesting interpretation.

 

[TheBramble]

:smart: As I understand it, you just have to stop growing crops for a year. Utilise a three crop rotational system between three fields; corn, wheat, empty. The soil in the empty field regains its lost nutrients.

How?

Do I have to spread Arabian all over it from one of those whirly things that spray, well, thinks like Arabian, all over the field? And council offices?

I could probably hire in a Somali to do it much cheaper than a Pole. And they speak English.

 

[tar]

I'd do if 4 d lulz

 

[shadowninja]

How?

Do I have to spread Arabian all over it from one of those whirly things that spray, well, thinks like Arabian, all over the field? And council offices?

I could probably hire in a Somali to do it much cheaper than a Pole. And they speak English.

Yeah, why not.

 

[tar]

What are the alternatives?

Martingale

 

[Hilarymannah]

Pirates,..hmm The Bombay marines,...
http://thesop.org/story/education/2...he-real-history-of-the-east-india-company.php

 

[brettus]

alternatives like seeking asylum in the uk and getting a 2million home to live in

You would think with all that benefit money he could at least afford some decent furniture. I like how the furniture is in a 10ft square in probably a 30ft square room to make it look smaller than it is. He does have a nice smile though, so i think it's money well spent.

 

[TheBramble]

He looks like Bowfinger.