New organisation

[FTSE Beater]

Hi all.

During the Christmas period I decided to start a new federation for share traders and I'm looking for suitable acronyms.

So far I have come up with:

British
Union of
Share
Traders

My dad suggested:

Salvation for
Kamikaze
Institutionalised
National
Traders

Any further thoughts would be most welcome

 

[Splurge]

Shares &
How
All
Futures
Traders
Exercise
Discipline

S_H_A_F_T_E_D

 

[bigblue]

Looking for
Outstanding
Shares for
Early
Retirement

L_O_S_E_R

 

[rglenn]

P roformance
R elated
O nline
F riends
I ndependent
T raders

 

[JonnyT]

Forget the shares, futures are better so here's my organisation

Profitable
Endevours
Not
In
Shares

P_E_N_I_S

Which is incidently what many people call me.

JonnyT

 

[FTSE Beater]

Superb.

To add to the list I've come up with:

Criminal
Organisation of
Share
Traders

and the:

Association of
Burnt
Out
Retail
Traders

 

[ozzy]

Associated
Novices
Understanding
Shares

 

[raider1]

To be stuck where appropriate:-

Liquidated

Order

Of

Fools

And

Horses

L O O F A H

Best I can do after a drink.