Marks and Spencers credit crunched

[shadowninja]

Marks and Spencers announced today that due to the financial downturn they are merging with Pound Stretchers. The new company will be called Stretch Marks.

 

[foredog]

Did you get a Credit crunch joke book in the sales?

 

[shadowninja]

Closing down sale, of course. "Everything must go."

 

[megamuel]

I was reading today how the virgin megastore in times square will be closing and was desperately trying to think of a fannie mae / virgin joke but I'm just not as witty as you lot!

 

[arabianights]

Please do not dignify shadowninja by calling this wit.

On a related note mothercare and fokkers merged today...

 

[shadowninja]

I'll see you on Saturday, mister.

 

[trendie]

what about the strategic merger of travel firm Kuoni with irish airline Aer Lingus?

 

[MrGecko]

Gentlemen, we have a winner!