Last night?

[kimo'sabby]

To anyone who was unfortunate enough to get into a conversation with me last night i'll appologise right now. I was quite drunk after an afternoon session and i can't remember what i said. Are we cool?

I hope we are because you lot on here are my bestest internet buddies ever.

 

[barjon]

s'alright kimo, i caught and binned your more outrageous thoughts

 

[kimo'sabby]

s'alright kimo, i caught and binned your more outrageous thoughts

What? Is this some kind of ploy to work on my inner paranoia. That would be unbecomming of a persons such as yourself

 

[redart]

You promised me a rather substantial amount of money.
I hope this isn't your way of weaseling out of it...

 

[kimo'sabby]

You promised me a rather substantial amount of money.
I hope this isn't your way of weaseling out of it...

Errrrr, £17.62? The rest is tied up in future tax payments to the government. People have to work to keep me accustomed to my life of laziness.

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

Who the hell gives a four-legged f**k what you said anyway ?

 

[kimo'sabby]

Who the hell gives a four-legged f**k what you said anyway ?

I have a pet tarantula that lost half of his limbs in an horrific motorbiking accident. Come to think of it, i don't think he's that bothered. Saying this i wouldn't really know, i've not spoken to him for three days.

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

You on the p1ss again already ?

 

[kimo'sabby]

You on the p1ss again already ?

I don't think that i ever sobered up from yesterday, i'm having a few mate.

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

Better

 

[arabianights]

bump to see what happens

 

[kimo'sabby]

bump to see what happens

I've got that midget bird.....she wants a bit of you mate.....say hi.

 

[arabianights]

I couldn't possibly comment

 

[kimo'sabby]

I couldn't possibly comment

You don't have to mate....she's quite open...and she wants you....and me...but not you and me together....you and me on her. Fancy it?

 

[arabianights]

It's porridge stirring time!

 

[kimo'sabby]

It's porridge stirring time!

Don't get the sweaty socks involved ffs. I can't handle them tw*ts, not even Rathcoole...the fenian b!tch.

 

[arabianights]

What this forum really needs is more sectarianism

 

[kimo'sabby]

What this forum really needs is more sectarianism

Thank f*ck you said that mate, i had a horrible feeling that you we're going to correct me on something that i had already said.

But yes, i agree. Let's have a 'T2W gas chamber', any nuisances go straight in, no questions asked....kids 'n' all!

 

[sighthound]

What this forum really needs is more sectarianism

Yes lets get rid of all those basque wearing stocking healed range rover humping pen blagging perverts

 

[arabianights]

Sun life sent me another letter today mr. hound, I'm thinking of replying to it with "send me more pens and I'll consider it".