Irony

[Pat Riley]

George Galloway (Respect Party - unless you're a Jew)

In hospital after attack on London street.

But the irony aspect goes back to 2008 when "The politician needed medical treatment after he was pelted with a rubber stress ball while campaigning in an open-top bus in London.".

Attacked, with a stress ball.

 

[Pat Riley]

Labor Day

"Dedicated to the social and economic achievements of workers. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of their country."

And they celebrate it, by not going to work.