He is banned!!! He is not banned!!!

[MrGecko]

So you are the pillow biter?!

 

[robster970]

I am a bender but more of a carpet muncher.

 

[MrGecko]

I am a bender but more of a carpet muncher.

I'm confused by all the Innuendo.

Your Mum is so fat that when she walks backwards, she goes "beeeep beeep beeep beeeep".

 

[robster970]

If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess your hair up.

 

[wackypete2]

If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess your hair up.

😆


Also the tried and true line: If brains were dynamite you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose.

Peter

 

[MrGecko]

May your Mother be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.

 

[robster970]

May your Mother be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels.

It sounds like you've met her 😆

 

[scose-no-doubt]

death by a thousand losses

 

[FX Bandit]

Yep they are.

Anyway shut up nights ! I've just done 34 online training courses...brain fried...so thats my excuse 🙂

34! I hope you learnt something.

 

[Splitlink]

34! I hope you learnt something.

Never mind what he's been doing. What have you been doing?

 

[counter_violent]

34! I hope you learnt something.

No nothing ! Corporate BS ticking the boxes. Another year over.

 

[scose-no-doubt]

No nothing ! Corporate BS ticking the boxes. Another year over.

Ahhh the good life.
Get paid for it as well. Who ever said bureaucracy was a bad thing?

 

[arabianights]

This was mentioned briefly at one of the few lectures I attended at uni... ironically, if I recall correctly, the guy who invented bureucracy as a concept was called weber...

... so it seems there's more than one weber who's a ****

 

[FX Bandit]

Never mind what he's been doing. What have you been doing?

9 Day bender. I started drinking in a pub in Bridgnorth on Thursday, next thing I know I wake up round the back of a shebeen in Lesotho with a brand new set of Mensur scars. Took me the rest of the damn week to get back. Stopped off at the East India for a quick brush up and a few bottles of Sassicaia, finally made it home last night.

 

[trader_dante]

I'm gonna go.for his trial in January if he's got the balls to take on my extreme criticism. I'm gonna try get free lessons from him after the trial in exchange for lessons in being black. Right up his street I think.

Bring it, blud.

 

[scose-no-doubt]

Bring it, blud.

I should emphasise that I'm talking ghetto black not just black which is not really that exciting.

Would you prefer london ghetto black, northern ghetto black or my take on american ghetto black?

 

[arabianights]

do you do deep south black?

 

[elitejets]

Can't you do Scouse-Black?

I should emphasise that I'm talking ghetto black not just black which is not really that exciting.

Would you prefer london ghetto black, northern ghetto black or my take on american ghetto black?

 

[scose-no-doubt]

Can't you do Scouse-Black?

the market has already been cornered

 

[scose-no-doubt]

do you do deep south black?

you'd like that wouldn't you.