Buying the bottom

[trader_dante]

"Here's how you know when a stock has hit bottom: You'll see the shorter average cross over and move above the longer average...that's a bullish indicator..."

I could watch her all day long...despite the fact she is spouting complete horsesh*t.

YouTube - Understanding Stock Trading Technical Analysis Tutorial w/ the Zecco Zirens

 

[trader_dante]

"it's very risky to sell the underlying stock because it leaves you naked with unlimited risk...and you don't want me seeing you naked"

Here's one for Arabian - I know he loves his options.

YouTube - Covered Call Options Education w/ the Zecco Zirens

 

[Tileman]

Thats hilarious what blue line crossing a red line all i could see were a pair of t*ts.Very sexy lol

 

[trader_dante]

Dude, here is the best one:

YouTube - Understanding Stock Trading Fundamental Analysis Tutorial w/ the Zecco Zirens

She's discussing fundamental analysis and says: "fundamental analysis - the most common used method to evaluate a companies stock potential...sure you can buy stock because your aunt Mauve told you she loved their line of products...but sometimes it's a good idea to get a bit more technical than that".

lol

How to confuse a newbie

 

[zambuck]

.....You always know when recession is on....tarts with boobies and designer pouts appear in every adverts.....And that is the best indicator of a deep and big bottom...

 

[ian]

The first and the third look like my two daughters ... honest.:-0

 

[N Rothschild]

lol classic

 

[Technically Fundamental]

I like the illustrations.
and innuendo
"The llllonger, the better "

 

[cuotes]

And the winner is......
Miss Options!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Honourable Mention: Miss TechnicalIndcators



If i had had this teachers in my beginnings...
dammit! I can't focus in my non-sexy charts and level2 screens any longer

 

[Splitlink]

Dude, here is the best one:

YouTube - Understanding Stock Trading Fundamental Analysis Tutorial w/ the Zecco Zirens

She's discussing fundamental analysis and says: "fundamental analysis - the most common used method to evaluate a companies stock potential...sure you can buy stock because your aunt Mauve told you she loved their line of products...but sometimes it's a good idea to get a bit more technical than that".

lol

How to confuse a newbie

Especially if he wears glasses

"You won't need those, darling, I'll show you where everything is."

 

[Technically Fundamental]

Anyone else notice the first ones false English accent fails for a syllable?
That second with the dark hair is the best looking IMO. She'd get a serious Fritzl-ing.

 

[ian]

She'd get a serious Fritzl-ing.

Are you ok?

 

[cuotes]

That second with the dark hair is the best looking IMO

Two votes for Miss Options.
Anyone else?

 

[SAINT]

"Here's how you know this game ain't for the faint-hearted. When the shorter moving average
fails to close above the longer average, creating a whipsaw effect, which rips a hole in your account and forces you back to the drawing board!"

 

[zambuck]

"Here's how you know this game ain't for the faint-hearted. When the shorter moving average
fails to close above the longer average, creating a whipsaw effect, which rips a hole in your account and forces you back to the drawing board!"

Did you mean to say....This is not for faint hearted.....when shorts fall...and spike rises and crosses over the shorts...creating flutter of whipsaw actions.....almost creating hole...and then one falls over on the drawing board in sheer exaustion from the flurry of action...?

 

[EmergentFungus]

Yes please to titties!

 

[Masquerade]

#1 is out of the question as she's wearing a wedding ring. So it's got to be Options for me too.

 

[TheBramble]

Don't you think I've got enough to do trying to weed out the interesting and useful threads after 11 weeks absence from the site...

This one catches my eye - I think - bottoms - I think of money changing hands - and all I get is an attractive blonde with well formed breasts...

 

[zambuck]

....hmmm.....obviouly it was a dry and celibate mode of 11 weeks...!

 

[montmorencyt2w]

.....You always know when recession is on....tarts with boobies and designer pouts appear in every adverts.....And that is the best indicator of a deep and big bottom...

Plenty of deep, big bottoms on display anyway.