Bloody unbelievable

[SirFrancis]

I've just had a good look at my account - in the past week, with all the wild gyrations, I have managed to make exactly £50.05! I can't even feed the cat on that.
🙁

 

[shadowninja]

What a greedy cat!

 

[KillPhil08]

Meh, you could just walk down the road and play on that mighty big golf course 😉. Take your mind off this last week and focus on this one.

Ever play on longniddry? I love the course.

 

[SirFrancis]

Longniddry is a smashing course, but I haven't played for three or four years now. As for trading this week, my real job is taking me away for most of the week so I'm staying out.
The cat will just have to feed itself!

 

[DC STOXX]

At least you didnt loose your account, im sure a lot of people have!

 

[Lee Shepherd]

I've just had a good look at my account - in the past week, with all the wild gyrations, I have managed to make exactly £50.05! I can't even feed the cat on that.
🙁

Sell the cat while the price is high and buy a mouse, cheaper to run and still the same company.

Although depends on what type of cat you have.

 

[anley]

I bet A LOT of people wished they were in your position.

 

[SirFrancis]

Lee, where did you get the photo's of my wives - lovely being the current, scary being the ex?!?

 

[Lee Shepherd]

Lee, where did you get the photo's of my wives - lovely being the current, scary being the ex?!?

Your EX??????????

The scary one is my EX.

WTF, you must drink at the same pub as me. I swear she looked like Billy Piper when I took her home.

 

[shadowninja]

I bet A LOT of people wished they were in your position.

Investment bankers for a start...

 

[ngdesign]

I've just had a good look at my account - in the past week, with all the wild gyrations, I have managed to make exactly £50.05! I can't even feed the cat on that.
🙁

50.05 + is still better than minus right?

You don't even want to know what happened to my account...

 

[westernforce]

I wish I hadn't seen that second picture, scary kat. I will probably not think of fellatio in the same way anymore

 

[TomTom]

£50.05p WOW how much did your broker make then ?

Possibley due to over trading ?

 

[KillPhil08]

I wish I hadn't seen that second picture, scary kat. I will probably not think of fellatio in the same way anymore

Why did you have to say that!

 

[westernforce]

Sorry Phil, but that picture was so disturbing it put me off, ..for at least 2 minutes 🙂

 

[SirFrancis]

After looking up 'fellatio' in the dictionary (noun - oral stimulation of the *****), I too am left feeling somewhat disturbed. Did you know, the sexual partner performing fellatio is a fellator; if female (if female??!!??), a fellatrice or fellatrix.

Anyway, good day today, managed one quick trade and picked up 102 points on the dow! Happy days.

 

[options]

Met her in a pub one night.

Hey! She looked better after 8 pints.

Went around the corner with her, and well you know, she er, did the deed. nudge,nudge.

I can now pee in six different directions at once!

😆

 

[SirFrancis]

Met her in a pub one night.

Hey! She looked better after 8 pints.

Went around the corner with her, and well you know, she er, did the deed. nudge,nudge.

I can now pee in six different directions at once!

😆

I do that first thing in the morning, the wife hates it.

 

[shadowninja]

It's good for watering flower beds.

 

[itspossible]

^^^^congrats on the 2008 thread necro spam man