arabianights Legendary member Messages 6,721 Likes 1,380 Nov 12, 2008 #2 No but I can spit on my elbow and rub it in, then lick my arm. This has much the same effect.
rider5 Member Messages 61 Likes 10 Nov 12, 2008 #4 Amazing to see what people do to stay away from the dangerous temptations of the markets. Bored, are we? :cheesy:
Amazing to see what people do to stay away from the dangerous temptations of the markets. Bored, are we? :cheesy:
shadowninja Legendary member Messages 5,524 Likes 645 Nov 12, 2008 #5 Ow. You *******. I tried and fell off my chair. 🙁
Directional Experienced member Messages 1,992 Likes 251 Nov 12, 2008 #6 try biting your right ear whilst at the same time trying to touch your right wrist with your right hand...
try biting your right ear whilst at the same time trying to touch your right wrist with your right hand...
wasp Legendary member Messages 5,107 Likes 880 Nov 12, 2008 #7 Try fapping to a picture of Venessa Feltz!
shadowninja Legendary member Messages 5,524 Likes 645 Nov 12, 2008 #8 Doing all this and trying to tell the time with my new watch will make people think I'm special needs...
Doing all this and trying to tell the time with my new watch will make people think I'm special needs...
D dick_dastardly Established member Messages 843 Likes 152 Nov 13, 2008 #9 brutusdog said: bet you cant lick your elbow? Click to expand... Reminds me of the old saying which goes something like this The human body is constructed such that it is almost impossible to kick your own ass or pat yourself on the back. dd [edit] or suck your own pecker ( did you know some people can actually fcukin do that ) thanks brutusdog Last edited: Nov 13, 2008
brutusdog said: bet you cant lick your elbow? Click to expand... Reminds me of the old saying which goes something like this The human body is constructed such that it is almost impossible to kick your own ass or pat yourself on the back. dd [edit] or suck your own pecker ( did you know some people can actually fcukin do that ) thanks brutusdog
brutusdog Guest Messages 759 Likes 194 Nov 13, 2008 #10 dick_dastardly said: Reminds me of the old saying which goes something like this The human body is constructed such that it is almost impossible to kick your own ass or pat yourself on the back. dd Click to expand... or suck your own...
dick_dastardly said: Reminds me of the old saying which goes something like this The human body is constructed such that it is almost impossible to kick your own ass or pat yourself on the back. dd Click to expand... or suck your own...
Lee Shepherd Senior member Messages 2,164 Likes 573 Nov 13, 2008 #11 Thanks brutusdog, I tried what you mentioned and also gave a shot at what Arbitrageur mentioned but I just look silly and my mate said I look like a trader, (or is that an anogram of something).
Thanks brutusdog, I tried what you mentioned and also gave a shot at what Arbitrageur mentioned but I just look silly and my mate said I look like a trader, (or is that an anogram of something).
arabianights Legendary member Messages 6,721 Likes 1,380 Nov 13, 2008 #12 brutusdog said: or suck your own... Click to expand... Autofellatio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
brutusdog said: or suck your own... Click to expand... Autofellatio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
brutusdog Guest Messages 759 Likes 194 Nov 13, 2008 #13 arabianights said: Autofellatio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Click to expand... might need a few more hours on the pen!s pump to facilitate this, either that or get my lower ribs removed.
arabianights said: Autofellatio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Click to expand... might need a few more hours on the pen!s pump to facilitate this, either that or get my lower ribs removed.
rathcoole_exile Guest Author Messages 3,925 Likes 767 Nov 13, 2008 #14 oh, that kind of auto, i always thought it mean blowing the exhaust pipes off european cars
Gumping Established member Messages 876 Likes 152 Nov 13, 2008 #15 arabianights said: Autofellatio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Click to expand... 😆 Maybe the picture in that link should be Depth Trade's new avatar 😎
arabianights said: Autofellatio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Click to expand... 😆 Maybe the picture in that link should be Depth Trade's new avatar 😎
I ian Established member Messages 566 Likes 134 Nov 13, 2008 #16 wasp said: Try fapping to a picture of Venessa Feltz! Click to expand... Like when she wore that tight shiny silver suit on that tv program 'Hole in the Wall'? 👍 (not a fapping smiley)
wasp said: Try fapping to a picture of Venessa Feltz! Click to expand... Like when she wore that tight shiny silver suit on that tv program 'Hole in the Wall'? 👍 (not a fapping smiley)