Awkward situations

[TheHoneyMonster]

What would you do if you were getting showered at a gym or swimming baths and some other guy, each time you look his way, seems to be staring at your private areas.

Ignore it.
Pretend it wasnt happening.
Tell him to feck off, and that you're not a homo, and at what stage.

Rather unusual question i know, but this happened to me recently, and it was really quite disturbing.

 

[Crap Buddist]

Watch that film "The crying Game" & practice tucking your todge in between your legs so you look like a "wombman" and start bitchin about needing another pair of new shoes this week. That should do it.

mmmm,second thoughts, at this early stage in your progress of "She man encounters" hold the shoes comment,as that might be taken by the onlooker as an invitation to treat. Yah try the" wombman tuck technique". This is a staple & reliable technique that I teach on my He Man Courses, which has be specifically put together to aid professionals in all area's of social functioning in today's society.

Good Luck !

 

[ian]

What would you do if you were getting showered at a gym or swimming baths and some other guy, each time you look his way, seems to be staring at your private areas.

Ignore it.
Pretend it wasnt happening.
Tell him to feck off, and that you're not a homo, and at what stage.

Rather unusual question i know, but this happened to me recently, and it was really quite disturbing.

Are you sure it wasn't you who was doin the 'watchin'?

 

[MrGecko]

What would you do if you were getting showered at a gym or swimming baths and some other guy, each time you look his way, seems to be staring at your private areas.

Ignore it.
Pretend it wasnt happening.
Tell him to feck off, and that you're not a homo, and at what stage.

Rather unusual question i know, but this happened to me recently, and it was really quite disturbing.

err.... the absolute first thing on my mind would be to get a second - medical - opinion.

If all is the norm, then you can worry about him lookin' at your tackle. Until then, you have to ask why?

 

[TheHoneyMonster]

Are you sure it wasn't you who was doin the 'watchin'?

lol

You do ask yourself at first that question. But there is a distinct difference between glancing at the oggler, and being the oggler yourself.

I could have taken a swing at this pervo, but its really not a confrontation you want to deal with is it.

 

[Crap Buddist]

lol I know plan 2 ! Turn around and throw a bar of soap on the floor in his direction !

killer move ......

 

[TheHoneyMonster]

lol I know plan 2 ! Turn around and throw a bar of soap on the floor in his direction !

killer move ......

If only mixed showers existed!

 

[TheHoneyMonster]

err.... the absolute first thing on my mind would be to get a second - medical - opinion.

If all is the norm, then you can worry about him lookin' at your tackle. Until then, you have to ask why?

Maybe. I best get our lass to give me quick once over when she gets back.

I just know that doing nothing made me feel dirty and used like a wet cloth.

 

[TheHoneyMonster]

What do you expect? You're a 6'6" friendly but more importantly EXTREMELY hairy fella with a stoopid voice and a penchant for sugar puffs. If you can even SEE your genitalia through all that yellow fur then frankly they must be ginormous.

If you are at the Swimming baths and this happens again I suggest you prove to the guy that you're not interested by swimming up to the fittest mom in the pool (bound to be some on a weekday down there with the kiddies) and in your duskiets, monsterish voice whispering your famous catchphrase from the late 80s

"Tell 'em about the hunny, mummy". Putty in your hands, word is bond son.

GJ

She might it her best JJ impression start singing - I dont think your ready for this jelly!

 

[TheHoneyMonster]

Always makes me laugh!