Anyone scalping the FTSE Futures??

[postman]

Look at the Dow in 2023!

20% return per month every month. Thats almost as good as my trading returns. 😇

 

[Artycharty]

 

[postman]

Where is Rolf....When yu need him

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He's under house arrest after 'wandering' in to a school. Police took away his extra leg for forensic examination.

 

[Artycharty]

 

[Artycharty]

 

[Oscar Reed]

Happy IF Day

https://www.news.com.au/national/ch...e/news-story/7ce26854186046a63523c0f404af89f7

 

[Artycharty]

 

[Artycharty]

Happy IF Day

https://www.news.com.au/national/ch...e/news-story/7ce26854186046a63523c0f404af89f7

And to you

 

[postman]

Going down.

 

[Artycharty]

 

[postman]

Happy IF Day

https://www.news.com.au/national/ch...e/news-story/7ce26854186046a63523c0f404af89f7

'THE' dumbest reason for being offended is ... on behalf of someone else.

 

[postman]

Going down.
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Going UP.

 

[postman]

OMG has anyone seen the forecast for unemployment claims on Thursday.
An expected 800,000 ... job GAINS.

To put it in perspective last week was a 950,000 LOSS and there has never been a GAIN since before 2012.

The algos will go ballistic as this is outside of their comprehension.

And to make it all so much funnier the reason for the 'GAINS' is that when you claim stimulus because you are not working you are not classed as employed! FFS!

 

[cantagril]

'THE' dumbest reason for being offended is ... on behalf of someone else.

I find that statement deeply offensive.

 

[postman]

I find that statement deeply offensive.

On behalf of whom?

 

[cantagril]

'THE' dumbest reason for being offended is ... on behalf of someone else.

I find that statement deeply offensive.

On behalf of whom?

On behalf of the offended, of course.

 

[Artycharty]

 

[Artycharty]

BLOO was our entry "pop"

 

[Artycharty]

Into the open

 

[Artycharty]