Anyone scalping the FTSE Futures??

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NIRP or why the markets (US) wont crash!
The Gubernment through the FED declare negative interest rates.
The banks are given money (printer goes brrrr) to borrow from the gubernment.
The banks loan that money to large corporations which are given money to borrow.
The large corporations buy back their own stock (and get paid for doing it).
Stonks go up!

The multiverse theory is true (all possible outcomes that could occur do occur) we're just living in the wrong universe.
If $2 Trillion dollars doesnt work just add another $3 Trillion.

If that doesnt work just add $4 Trillion.

Wash rinse repeat.
 
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