Anagram

[Dommo]

A little disconcerting, but I just realised (on seeing the words in close proximity in another thread) that retard and trader are anagrams.

Here's another: option = I opt no

The writing is on the wall. It's over. How could I have been so foolish as to miss the signs for so long?

Can anyone restore my faith with some more positive trading related anagrams? Something like:

technical analysis = a sly anal letch can lie

All right, a bit of a liberty with that one - anyone got anything better?

 

[barjon]

calls in the can I say

 

[wackypete2]

equities = see i quit
expiration = apex in trio
stop loss = toss slop
trade to win = new ad or tit


OK, I cheated. Go here and have a blast:
http://www.ssynth.co.uk/~gay/anagram.html

Peter

 

[Dommo]

Excellent, thanks, gents - faith restored. A few more:

derivatives = savvier diet
fundamentals = men and faults
futures market = refute muskrat
forex market = fox marketer = reformat kex = fork extrema
stochastic variable = atavistic bachelors

I've also sought to gain new insight into the financial crisis:

- alistair darling = stalingrad lair I
- angela merkel = ankle gleamer = make allergen
- another depression = ponders antiheroes = desperation, senhor = peashooter dinners = ensnare priesthood = hardnose entropies = prisoner headstone
- barclays bank = lacy bank arbs
- bear stearns = saab renters = brent's areas = stab earners = rarest beans
- credit derivative = addictive riveter = a divert directive = cat divvied, retire
- financial times = ace infantilism = inflict amnesia = semi-final antic = animalic feints = iceman finalist = fanaticism line
- foreclosure = fool securer = floor rescue = roof recluse = refocus role = our core self
- goldman sachs = macho's glands
- gordon brown = born, do wrong
- hank paulson = ah, loans punk
- joseph stiglitz = plots heists jig
- lehman brothers = shalom, brethren
- tim geithner = tighten emir = entire might = meth igniter

and my favourites so far

- david cameron = co-drive, adman = random advice = divorce, adman
- monetary policy = city lampoonery = royal impotency = ornately myopic = pointy claymore = o, my pearly tonic

 

[wackypete2]

hehe..I like the Hank Paulson one.
Someone has some extra time on their hands.

Peter

 

[DionysusToast]

Evian = Naive

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

THIS is SH1T

 

[Dommo]

THIS is SH1T

Ho, ho, nice one - you have a special talent for sh1t, uh, I mean this!

 

[Dommo]

hehe..I like the Hank Paulson one.
Someone has some extra time on their hands.

Peter

Yes - right now, I do, and your anagram automator has increased productivity a hundredfold.

 

[MrGecko]

Not an anagram as such, but It's Mostly Fiscal.

 

[barjon]

DionysusToast= sus it today son

 

[Dommo]

I was looking for some wisdom on USDCAD, and found

where is cad going = cashiering wodge, but also, rather disturbingly, gonadic reweighs

which I interpret as an ultimately positive outcome, after a series of eye-watering drawdowns, so I think I'll wait for a big move, then fade it.

 

[iota]

Support - Pops Rut
Resistance - Scare Set In

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

Shag hags.

 

[Dommo]

Shag hags.

..gash, perhaps?

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

Shag hags gash

 

[ha0dho]

Excellent, thanks, gents - faith restored. A few more:

derivatives = savvier diet
fundamentals = men and faults
futures market = refute muskrat
forex market = fox marketer = reformat kex = fork extrema
stochastic variable = atavistic bachelors

I've also sought to gain new insight into the financial crisis:

- alistair darling = stalingrad lair I
- angela merkel = ankle gleamer = make allergen
- another depression = ponders antiheroes = desperation, senhor = peashooter dinners = ensnare priesthood = hardnose entropies = prisoner headstone
- barclays bank = lacy bank arbs
- bear stearns = saab renters = brent's areas = stab earners = rarest beans
- credit derivative = addictive riveter = a divert directive = cat divvied, retire
- financial times = ace infantilism = inflict amnesia = semi-final antic = animalic feints = iceman finalist = fanaticism line
- foreclosure = fool securer = floor rescue = roof recluse = refocus role = our core self
- goldman sachs = macho's glands
- gordon brown = born, do wrong
- hank paulson = ah, loans punk
- joseph stiglitz = plots heists jig
- lehman brothers = shalom, brethren
- tim geithner = tighten emir = entire might = meth igniter

and my favourites so far

- david cameron = co-drive, adman = random advice = divorce, adman
- monetary policy = city lampoonery = royal impotency = ornately myopic = pointy claymore = o, my pearly tonic

Jesus christ u need to get ur self on countdown

 

[Dommo]

Jesus christ u need to get ur self on countdown

Well, since you raise the subject

Carol Vorderman = moorland craver
Richard Whiteley = dirty wheelchair

 

[Dommo]

Vix is pretty low these days

 

[Ambrose Ackroyd]

David Ginola - vagin*a dildo

Teddy Sheringham - Teddy Minge rash

Ossie Ardiles - A*rse is soiled

Diego Maradona - O dear, I’m a gonad

Tony Blair PM - I’m tory plan B

Virginia Bottomley - I’m an evil Tory bigot

Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he’s alien

David Mellor - Dildo marvel

Dame Agatha Christie - I am a right death case

The Metropolitan Police Force - I’m fellatio, the erect porno cop

Benson and Hedges - NHS been a godsend

Selina Scott - Elastic snot

Mel Gibson - Big melons

Gloria Estefan - Large fat noise

Chris Rea - Rich a*rse

Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man

Gabriela Sabatini - Insatiable airbag

Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below

Evangelist - Evil’s Agent

Desperation - A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code - Here Come Dots

Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler

Semolina - Is No Meal