Recent content by Scott47

How do you confuse an Irish navvy? Put three shovels against a wall, and tell him to take his pick...

A Muslim woman knocked at my door the other night, I didn't open it, I just talked through the letter box to see how she f*cking liked it!

A gasman goes to a house and knocks on the door, teenage boy opens the door, dressed in suspenders, stockings and high heels. The gasman says, "Is your mother in?" Boy answers "Does it look like she's f*cking in?"

Will there be no more Spurs jokes, after they beat the Scousers today?

I was out playing golf today, it looked like it might rain so I took two umbrellas, just in case I got a hole in one...

If Golden Brown could pull something out of the hat, I think it would be amazing, but I feel he will end up the same way as that other famous "B" in the Falklands war, Belgrano...sunk!!

It looked as if the reporter had been pestering her for money.:lol:

A woman has been on the game for 4 years and was worried about the size of her f*nny on her wedding night, so she decided to tell her husband she caught it climbing over a fence. After an hour in bed with her he said "Just how far were you across the f*cking field before you noticed?"

Paddy's in the pub telling his mates about joining the army, and his first parachute jump. Paddy describes "We were about 30,000 feet up, then one by one they started to jump. When it was my turn I couldn't jump-NO WAY!!, then this huge black guy pulled out his 12 inch c*ck and cried "Paddy, if...

Yes, I thought it was funny when I posted it last Friday!:lol:

Just goes to show that they haven't got a clue what they are doing. And Gordy reckons "This is no time for a novice". He must be an expert, then! BTW, what's a Post Office? :lol:

Eh? Is that the joke, or the punchline? :lol:

From what I've heard, Gordy is no stranger to a bit of that.

Desperation stakes have set in, and Broon is in the Last Chance Saloon, with a rope round his neck, standing on a wobbly stool.

The same Irish guy in the first video is also on another site promoting the Betfair Loophole System, where he makes £500 per day!! Same picture in the background, same reading from a script from a computer screen (which you can see reflected in his glasses). The guy on the third clip is on the...