Recent content by ian

Is Alan Rich still around?

1. Buy plane ticket to Barcelona - one way. 2. Rent casa - pad. 3. Switch on computer. 4. Log-in to trading screen - trade. 5. Go to disco or sail boat. 6. Repeat from step 3. 7. Let us know how trading from Barcelona is going. :smart:

C'mon,Simon lad, More of them salty sea dog tales from the treasure trove of spread-betting skulduggery. :eek:

Simon, on a lighter note. Any chance you could regale us with some tales of some of CS's more 'colourful' customers and what they have attempted, etc. I'm sure there must be a few juicy stories you can tell :eek:

Is that the same as a 'minkey'

Re: Top Quality Books For Sale OK, Do I hear a fiver?:confused:

Nothing is ever as it seems. Anything is possible.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704709304576124502351634690.html?mod=WSJEurope_hpp_LEFTTopStories Darn those evil Spread Betting firms - they just can't play fair. :D

Re: Top Quality Books For Sale Having a clear out - all books in excellent condition. £10 each + free postage

Paddy is baffled by his orange nob. The Doctor asks him " does anyone else in your family have this condition?" Paddy says "no". "Do you handle any chemicals at work?" "I don't work" Paddy replies. "Well, what do you do all day?!" the doctor asks. Paddy says "watch porn and eat wotsits" :thumbsup:

FFS! You are correct.:D

11 Still has relevance.

Pedant

Well, our cat was born in 2010 and will be 1 this year - 11? But 11 is close enough to get the jist of it and 2012 is supposed to be the end of the world anyway so if everybody's age adds up to 111 and there are no 112's !...... Time to live recklessly folks...tally ho.

This is funny weird not funny haha. If you add the last two digits of your year of birth and the age you will be this year it will add up to 111. :!: This being 2011 and first month etc...ok, I'm paranoid that it's a sign.