You know you're a trader when...

[brettus]

When you use flying maxims to illustrate your trading philosophy just because you were a pilot before you were a trader. :smart:

You know you're a trader when you're not Howard Cohodas.

 

[Doomberg]

When scalping doesn't necessarily mean cutting the skin from ones skull...

Although its still frowned upon.

 

[Aero8888]

You're a trader when You exactly knows what to do on the market what ever situation it is !
It implies the trader having a strict TS. That's it)

 

[Benji871]

When one of those videos on youtube goes "IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAND!" and you think of the Dow Jones Industrial Average.

 

[binscab]

You know you're a trader when you reject your 7th pint with the reply "Sorry, it's not a part of my trading strategy".

 

[iota]

Trading is your dayjob?

 

[wackypete2]

When a friend asks if you celebrate Chinese New Year and you reply "Why do yuan to know?"

Peter

 

[wackypete2]

Your wifes says she's leaving you and you tell her to wait for the exit signal.

Peter

 

[robster970]

You devolve your trade selection to your intelligent parrot.

 

[Depth Trade]

..you got two bannana smugglers in your bed and you've had 8 hours of sleep in the pvst 3 days, yet your up +30%

yOU havn't named your two year old dog yet, but you call him Wiener Man or Senior Wiener

 

[Pat494]

...........when you have taken a loss and it hurts, it really hurts

 

[Martin Kong3]

When you look at the charts and think:

'Well I know about the Candlestick and bar chart, but Lady Gaga at number 1?'

 

[Jason101]

.....when Your mobile phone predictive text chooses out of the ordinary trading jargon over every day common words.

 

[Splitlink]

When you are the only one left.

 

[Joseff]

When you are the only one left.

Are you going to start killing all other traders?

Josef

 

[fihunts]

Are you going to start killing all other traders?

Josef

When you get irritated on Friday at 4:00 p.m. and happy at 4:00 on Sunday.

 

[Depth Trade]

When your banking is done from home..

And your ATM is in your garage.

 

[Doomberg]

When you can tell your friend the exchange rates for his holiday second he asks....

 

[barryb]

When you stop coming up with stupid threads to convince yourself that you're a "trader".

 

[darktone]

When you realise that the enemy is you, not the market.

When you can consistantly do what most people wont when most people dont.