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F***ing stupid half-assed monkey
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I wonder if the Idiot even understands what he is reading out?BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Bush warning over bail-out delay
F***ing stupid half-assed monkey
An Irishman wanted to start an ostrich farm.
He went to the bank to borrow enough money to buy 1000 chicks.
A week later he was back at the bank again asking them to finance another 1000 chicks because the first lot had died.
The bank manager asked what had gone wrong.
The Irishman said, "I'm f**ked if I know, maybe I planted them too deep or too close together".
He went to the bank to borrow enough money to buy 1000 chicks.
A week later he was back at the bank again asking them to finance another 1000 chicks because the first lot had died.
The bank manager asked what had gone wrong.
The Irishman said, "I'm f**ked if I know, maybe I planted them too deep or too close together".
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BREAKING NEWS from JAPAN
Global banking crisis hits Japan
Bad news from the Far East this today as Japanese banks are the latest to be hit.
Apparently, the Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly-up, Karaoke Bank has gone for a song and just announced...
The Bonsai Bank is cutting back its branches :cheesy::clap:
Global banking crisis hits Japan
Bad news from the Far East this today as Japanese banks are the latest to be hit.
Apparently, the Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly-up, Karaoke Bank has gone for a song and just announced...
The Bonsai Bank is cutting back its branches :cheesy:
:clap:An Irishman walks into a bar. The barman says "hello Paddy, how ya doin'? what can I get ya?" Paddy says "I'll have a pint a guiness and a pork pie." The barman asks "would ya like it cut into 4 or 8 slices?" Paddy replies "ya better make it 4 I'll never eat 8."
