In Memoriam: The Hare 2006 - 2012

Saddam used to execute people for criticising the regime, we got off light.

Infidel pig dog! How dare you!

This is a lie! There were no dissenters in Iraq, the Leader was most beloved of all his people.

There are also no homosexuals in Iran, as the president has confirmed.
 
I do not know why, but at one point I thought the Arabian and the Hare were the same person. LOL.
Just my fecking imagination running wild as usual, I guess.
 
Story about swimming to Gozo from Paradise Bay and back (to Armier Bay - strong currents) removed due to death threats.
 
It couldn't have been Arabian. He was killed in a tragic accident. Extract from his obituary in The Times:

Clarence "Arabian" Knight was alone at home one afternoon. He had consumed his customary 7 bottles of Malmsey wine and was pottering about harmlessly when disaster struck. His monthly delivery of KY jelly (4 jumbo vats) arrived, which was duly signed for and placed in the Sodom Room (next to the Drawing Room).

A little later he decided to check them for quality, viscosity and flavour. He prized open the lid and tragically fell in, whereupon he drowned.


He is sadly missed by all his friends round the back of the Blue Oyster Bar.
Took them 3 hours to get him into his coffin.
 
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