Yes, could the alert be designed so it can pull a trigger or remove the pin from a grenade of some sort? Then send out an email to a prespecified relative?
Any trend following system would have got you into the large directional moves of the last few days. One that can survive and profit in ranging, seemingly random markets would be truly impressive.
Save definite and indefinite articles!
Save earth? For future gardening purposes? How should I store it?
Take pledge? Intravenously or sprayed directly into the mouth?
Can we have a linguistic pedant's thread now?
HA!