Another One Bites The Dust!

William Waller · Jul 21, 2010

Anyone want to buy some systems? They're rubbish, cost a lot, and will ensure you get nowhere with your trading, but hey, noobs are there to be fleeced.

Anyway, I'm off to get p1$$ed, er I mean develop an amazing new system.

Nobody interfere with this post, or you'll get a half-a$$ed threatening letter from some personal injury numpty. And think of the revenue!

Pitiful.

shadowninja · Jul 21, 2010

More relaxing than trading and profit is guaranteed. I dunno why I don't do it tbh. Oh, wait... I do.

I still have 5 Forex Runed Nunchakus (or whatever the hell I called them) up for grabs with my system.

William Waller · Jul 21, 2010

I'm just sick and tired of all the sharks out there, preying on newbies. Trading is hard enough without wasting your time and effort on some failed or never was trader turned vendor, peddling his latest Magic Bag O' Indicators 100-pips-a-day nonsense.

You'd have thought that a trading forum would be interested in helping new traders, but apparently not.

meanreversion · Jul 21, 2010

Where can I get one of these systems?

William Waller · Jul 21, 2010

meanreversion said:
Where can I get one of these systems?

Ah, mean reversion, you sound like a shrewd man. My system is currently being updated (markets have changed you see

).

Tell you what though, a pal of mine, Nigerian general, lovely fella, needs somewhere to park 20 million bones soonest.

What say you let him use your bank account and I'll cut you into the deal? He's offering 20%, I'll split it with you.

Let me know soon though, I've got a long list of pensioners to hassle and threaten if you're not interested.

N Rothschild · Jul 21, 2010

meanreversion said:
Where can I get one of these systems?

try oildaydemotrader

meanreversion · Jul 21, 2010

N Rothschild said:
try oildaydemotrader

I put that muppet on ignore, but if you think he has some good systems, I'll PM him.

William Waller · Jul 21, 2010

meanreversion said:
I put that muppet on ignore, but if you think he has some good systems, I'll PM him.

Good man!

Now I've got something else for you. You give me some money. You then go and recruit some other people to put money in, and you get yours back, plus some profit. They then go and get some other people to put some money in, and they get money back plus some profit.

Get the idea? It's a sure fire winner, and we could recruit new mugs, er, I mean investors, right here on T2W. The admin won't mind I'm sure, and if anyone complains I'll just threaten them.

PM me and let's get rich!

luckyd1976 · Jul 21, 2010

William Waller said:
PM me and let's get rich!

:clap:

Xenophobia · Jul 21, 2010

So do you think the Staff of T2W have their hands in a certain persons pocket. That person being the thread that was deleted today .

It would make sense in the fact that T2W is run on sponsorship and advertising.

Maybe that person has the T2W posy under their umbrella and takes care of them if you know what I mean nudge nudge.

Ps. I’m not stating this as a fact or accusing anyone of taking backhanders. Just a bit of harmless BS speculation.

Xenophobia · Jul 21, 2010

ps.

I need to keep on the good side of the T2W posy because I hope to be a candidate for T2W President one day.

VOTE: Xenophobia

robster970 · Jul 21, 2010

Hi - I'm a newb and have been lurking around this site for 2 years. I've spent little time trying to understand how to trade and am looking for an easy life. Your system sounds too good to be true but I'm a hopeful, lazy and greedy chap and have convinced myself that you have something authentic because I'm desperate to pack in my job working as a civil servant.

Can you send me your system please? I can't pay you right now but once the system does it's magic I will offer you an equal split, 60/40.

Thanks in advance

William Waller · Jul 21, 2010

robster970 said:
Hi - I'm a newb and have been lurking around this site for 2 years. I've spent little time trying to understand how to trade and am looking for an easy life. Your system sounds too good to be true but I'm a hopeful, lazy and greedy chap and have convinced myself that you have something authentic because I'm desperate to pack in my job working as a civil servant.

Can you send me your system please? I can't pay you right now but once the system does it's magic I will offer you an equal split, 60/40.

Thanks in advance

Hi Rob,

You sound like just the kind of smart guy who would profit from my many schemes, er I mean scams, er that is, er, oh yes, systems.

Unfortunately, we can't do it on a profit-sharing basis (although there will be HUGE profits!) but I do want to help you, so I've come up with a way out of your difficulty.

Do you have anything that you can sell? A car, an endowment, a kidney, a child?

Now thanks to my low, low prices most of those things will raise more than you need for one of my money making systems. That's great! It will give you more investment capital, so you'll get rich even quicker!

Trader333 · Jul 21, 2010

Just a bit of harmless BS speculation

The deletion of threads is decided by Moderators who have no commercial gain from T2W are not influenced by the rest of the T2W team in the decisions that they make.

Paul

meanreversion · Jul 21, 2010

On a more serious note, I guarantee you there ARE some good systems out there on the web which if you purchased them, could make you some decent money.

It all depends on your definition of "good" and "decent". It's unlikely any system will make you money day in and day out, but some might make you money 9 months out of 12.

As always, the issue is how the trader reacts during drawdown. Do you stick with the system, or abandon? If you have no idea what is in the "black box", I would suggest the chances of abandonment are high, even if the system is still "good" (i.e. some kind of simple trend or break-out system).

meanreversion · Jul 21, 2010

Xenophobia, your graphic/avatar/whatever it's called is a bit OTT/in your face/Katy Perry, n'est-ce pas?

tomorton · Jul 21, 2010

Is there going to be a high-priced seminar soon? Because I really need to pay 2 or 3 thousand quid to fidn out how the system works and maybe its something to do with moving averages so that has to be worth it.

Xenophobia · Jul 21, 2010

Trader333 said:
The deletion of threads is decided by Moderators who have no commercial gain from T2W are not influenced by the rest of the T2W team in the decisions that they make.

Paul

It’s cool dude I was just playing

Like I said I wasn’t accusing anyone of taking advantage of a potentially lucrative position.

I know you guys don’t get paid but being in a position where you have the power to delete posts/thread/forum sections of the nets biggest trading forum must be eye candy for a shrewd marketer/vender/SB firm to try and coax you into some sort of lucrative deal where you scratch his back and he scratches yours if you follow.

After all how much would a email list of 205k + traders be worth to a clever marketer or brand new SB firm starting up.
My guess is a truck load of bucks.

Again bud I’m not for one second saying you or another of the T2W team tae part in this kind of activity just want to make that clear.

But just wondering have you ever had any offers ? because it would be very lucrative.

Xenophobia · Jul 21, 2010

meanreversion said:
Xenophobia, your graphic/avatar/whatever it's called is a bit OTT/in your face/Katy Perry, n'est-ce pas?

If my home nations flag offends you then that is your problem not mine!

I don't have a problem when I get England rubbed in my face during the world cup on every TV channel and newspaper so why should a little picture of a flag annoy you.

robster970 · Jul 21, 2010

William Waller said:
Hi Rob,

You sound like just the kind of smart guy who would profit from my many schemes, er I mean scams, er that is, er, oh yes, systems.

Unfortunately, we can't do it on a profit-sharing basis (although there will be HUGE profits!) but I do want to help you, so I've come up with a way out of your difficulty.

Do you have anything that you can sell? A car, an endowment, a kidney, a child?

Now thanks to my low, low prices most of those things will raise more than you need for one of my money making systems. That's great! It will give you more investment capital, so you'll get rich even quicker!

As I am middle aged and incredibly disappointed with my life, you can imagine that my endowment policy won't cover the mortgage as I selected it poorly, I have two low value second hand cars, my children hate me and one of my kidneys has already gone to the Russian loan-shark I used to pay off my gambling debts.

Would you accept my long suffering wife who has already had a string of affairs because I am sexually inadequate in exchange for say, £300 of starting capital? On 50% per month, this would make me a millionaire in less than a month wouldn't it?

You're my last chance but I'm very hopeful :clap::cheesy:

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