World Cup squads announced

[rathcoole_exile]

the following squads have just been announced for the 2010 World Cup



BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango

Cheerio Subbuteo

Scenario Fellatio

Portfolio

SUBS:

Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Itch

Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch

Hic Sic Spic Pric

Digaditch Fallinaditch

Horseraditch

SUBS:

Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

Slalomsky Downhillsky

Risky Swedishshev Mastershev

****ov U****ov

SUBS:

Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov



ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

Busqueue Snookercu

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:

U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu



DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen

Firstsson Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen




ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Baloni

Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani

Legslikejelli Havabenni

Wobblijelli Spendapenni

SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!

Buggermi



MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

San Francisco

Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly

Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero

Chihuahua Jose

SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors

Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

SUBS:

Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison



Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for les bian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.





GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

KUNTS

KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS

KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS




SUBS:
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS

 

[shadowninja]

Not a fan of the German team, eh? I expect some lefty will be on shortly to complain that your joke is racist.

 

[N Rothschild]

ahaha loving the german team. surely that should be "nazi" instead of kunt

 

[dcraig1]

Ya better hope that Australia knocks them over in their opening match.