That would be a grave mistake, even though tramps from Glasgow normally do carry stanley knives he would be very much out of his depth. I've contributed to many forums (on diverse subjects) over the years, but this place is as mad as a bag of badgers...
You know the bit in Glengarry Glen Ross, the bit were Shelley Levene (Jack Lemmon), is the salesman in a long running slump with issues? Whenever I see that film and see Shelley it sends shivers down my spine; the fear of ending up like that...he still retained more dignity than Davie though...don't think I've ever witnessed a grown man implode the way Davie has...honestly it's tragic 'cos he could trade, he must have been able to surely?...ffs it's not that hard is it? Even if he just bought either side of a 20ema he could make a few quid; price going up buy, going down sell...