A Greek mayor is invited to visit a counterpart in Italy. After the official duties are performed the Greek dignitaries are invited back to the Italian Mayor's villa for a party. The Greeks are astonished, the villa is enormous, huge marble statues adorn the main rooms, only the best food and wine is served. 'But,' gasps the Greek official, 'you're the Mayor of a small town, how have you earned such wealth?' 'Ah, my friend,' answers the Italian, 'see that new bridge over there in the valley? The EU gave us the funds for a dual carriageway crossing, but our sleepy little town doesn't see any traffic. So we built that little bridge and with the savings....' and he flamboyantly waves his arms around indicating his elegant surroundings.
A year later, the Italians receive an invitation to visit the Greek mayor. Returning to the Greek's villa for a final banquet the Italians are astonished. It is just like the Italian Mayor's but bigger and even more ostentatious, everything is dripping with gold fittings. 'How did you finance this?' asks the astonished mayor. 'See that bridge over there?' smiles the Greek. 'No, what bridge?' answer the Italian. 'Precisely!'