Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy In A Hotel

Joseff

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10. "The desk clerk is nuts, so whatever room number she gives you, add three."

9. "I wrote you a note about halfway through your roll of toilet paper."

8. "Meet me in the whirlpool in twenty minutes."

7. "If you want a bellhop, press '1' on your phone; If you want a hooker, press '2.'"

6. "Ring this bell again, I'll burn your luggage."

5. "Hey, could you go over to the Ramada and swipe us some towels?"

4. "You know, every room has a hair dryer -- How's that for ritzy?"

3. "Are you the ******* that took my gin out of the minibar?"

2. "Wanna see the pictures I took of you sleeping?"

1. "Do you mind sharing your room with a monkey?"
 

Joseff

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Letterman - Top 10 Dumb Guy Complaints About "The Lord of the Rings"

10. "I expected something, you know, more Hobbity"

9. "'Middle Earth' scenes clearly shot on regular Earth"

8. "It was real long and not a cartoon"

7. "Accidentally put butter on my Twizzlers"

6. "My name is Stu -- how come there aren't any Hobbits named Stu?"

5. "Where the hell is Chewbacca?"

4. "If they're going to have magic, why not bring back the rapping kangaroo?"

3. "Couldn't focus on movie -- kept thinking about how I blew all my money on the Giants"

2. "I kept trying to talk to Frodo, but he ignored me like he's 'all that'"

1. "I haven't seen it yet -- I'm too busy governing California"
 

daroth

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These are so great! I have a close friend who works in the hospitality industry and am going to send over the Hotel list. So funny. Thanks for posting these.
 

Joseff

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These are so great! I have a close friend who works in the hospitality industry and am going to send over the Hotel list. So funny. Thanks for posting these.
Thank you !!! I also love it.

P.s I'll be appreciate if you recommend my post. ;)
 

kimo'sabby

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One thing i don't wanna hear from a guy in a hotel is...

"Wake up big boy, you've got sausage for breakfast".
 

Joseff

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One thing i don't wanna hear from a guy in a hotel is...

"Wake up big boy, you've got sausage for breakfast".
Do you want to here from a sexy blond housekeeper in a hotel ...

" Wake up big boy, I want sausage for breakfast !!!"
 

TheBramble

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You'll be sharing your table with Joseff.
 
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