Take that 5000 lot guy!

[arabianights]

I got there first by milliseconds! I have the priority order! And I will till the end of the day! ****ING PWNED!

 

[N Rothschild]

did you just eat someones lunch?

 

[arabianights]

unlikely, considering 4 lots have traded at that price and 1 of those was me crossing from a company account to check I actually did have priority...

 

[N Rothschild]

so wtf u on about lol

 

[arabianights]

I pwned him. He'd have had those 4 lots otherwise. Bet he's sitting at his desk now crying about being pwned.

 

[N Rothschild]

oh i see, i thoughtu meant some cowboy had 5,000 on the offer and you lifted them...that would have been much more interesting

 

[elitejets]

Congratulations on your priority order Arabian.

 

[GladiatorX]

I pwned him. He'd have had those 4 lots otherwise. Bet he's sitting at his desk now crying about being pwned.

Ring him up.

Give him a 'boom headshot'.

Then hang up.

Do it.

 

[shadowninja]

Ring him up.

Give him a 'boom headshot'.

Then hang up.

Do it.

"Hello?"
"BOOM! HEADSHOT!" *click*
"WTF?"

 

[arabianights]

Actually a good phone prank - find those "insert business card to win watch" things all around the city at the moment, remove a business card at random, call up and tell them they have won and to be there within an hour.

Sit back at the bar and watch

 

['Scope]

Some other good ones are to phone someone pretending to be a friend that they haven't seen in months. It goes like this-
"Sorry I haven't been around but I felt a way because I've owed you this £200 for ages. Anyway I've got it now so I'll be 'round in a bit. Thanks for helping me out when I needed it, mate."
You then let the person sweat and only tell them it was a prank when you yourself find it most hilarious. Works better the less money the person has.

Another one is call your friend from the comfort of bed and say that you're in such and such a place. Give them a while to get there or to cal you asking where about you are and then you just laugh.

Erm... there's also the 'You gave me your number and addrss in the Casino when you were drunk. You borrowed money and I want it back!"

 

[ian]

Some other good ones are to phone someone pretending to be a friend that they haven't seen in months. It goes like this-
"Sorry I haven't been around but I felt a way because I've owed you this £200 for ages. Anyway I've got it now so I'll be 'round in a bit. Thanks for helping me out when I needed it, mate."
You then let the person sweat and only tell them it was a prank when you yourself find it most hilarious. Works better the less money the person has.

Another one is call your friend from the comfort of bed and say that you're in such and such a place. Give them a while to get there or to cal you asking where about you are and then you just laugh.

Erm... there's also the 'You gave me your number and addrss in the Casino when you were drunk. You borrowed money and I want it back!"

You forgot to add your personal favourite...pulling the wings of a fly.
You're such a jolly japester old boy...

 

['Scope]

You forgot to add your personal favourite...pulling the wings of a fly.
You're such a jolly japester old boy...

How's that the same?

Listen, I don't have 5000 lots or priority order so I contributed to the convo the only way I could.

I'm not here to argue anyway

 

[white_goodman]

Ring him up.

Give him a 'boom headshot'.

Then hang up.

Do it.

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