suggest how to planing my investments and Itemised Tax Return

[vamshi]

Now can you you please suggest how to planing my investments and Itemised Tax Return so that my income tax will be as less as possible.

 

[scose-no-doubt]

dont declare anything and go on the lam gaines cooper stylee

 

[arabianights]

pretend you have chronic back pain and get on the sick

actually I recommend this as a career choice too

 

[scose-no-doubt]

I was considering it until Dave got in. Too risky now though what with the cuts and all.

 

[arabianights]

try sweden?

 

[scose-no-doubt]

No way! It could backfire if they think it's more humane to finish me off.

Duál?

 

[arabianights]

euthanasia isn't legal in sweden afaik, although I think they were doing some eugenics type steralisation with mentalists up to the 70s...

dual... not sure I trust the welfare state there. scandinavia deffo way to go for back pain... maybe can claim asylum somewhere ins tead

 

[robster970]

Hand all your investments over to me so they only show up on my tax return.

 

[scose-no-doubt]

euthanasia isn't legal in sweden afaik

yes just googled it and it was passive euthanasia so patient has to refuse to be saved.

You seen what you get on the jigga in Ireland? Very nice.

 

[olionion]

If you are a higher rate tax payer what ever you do don't put aside money for the tax bills, its much better to spend the money you owe them in the here and now and then panic when a reminder comes.

 

[arabianights]

If you are a higher rate tax payer what ever you do don't put aside money for the tax bills, its much better to spend the money you owe them in the here and now and then panic when a reminder comes.

hahahahahahahah that's my strategy