Precision Trading Secrets that the Experts Dont Want You to Know

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Secret Ancient Numbers from ancient civilisations that repeat in all living things, discovered by me and applied to trading, has increased my trading profits manyfold.
I am so rich that I want to help an elite few committed fellow traders, to share in this success.

I was so broke that my wife left me, and I nearly lost my home, and then had this revelation that made me a multi-millionaire.
I now drive sports cars from a generic sunny location, surrounded by generic beautiful young women, and trade from a yacht.

All this can be yours too.

Secret numbers revealed:
Personal one-on-one tutoring.
Private forum for the elite.
Triple your account every month.

All for £3,000.

Snake Oil Tutorial

 

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This sounds just what I've been looking for - for so many years. But there's a problem - I suffer from sea-sickness and thus cannot trade from a yacht.

Will it work in the comfort of my own home? And will it require no more than 20 minutes a day since I can't really devote any more effort than that.

I must say your website is most impressive!

 

[Crap Buddist]

This sounds just what I've been looking for - for so many years. But there's a problem - I suffer from sea-sickness and thus cannot trade from a yacht.

Will it work in the comfort of my own home? And will it require no more than 20 minutes a day since I can't really devote any more effort than that.

I must say your website is most impressive!

Hey dude no problemo. This programe gives you everthing you need and more , don't wait and waste another second being penniless and broke, throwing up onboard sailing dingies in rough seas.

I use the programe and make a ton of money everday, I too had the sea sick issue, but using my easy made millions I chose to have my yacth built inside my 100 acre mansion with its own sea, now I simply control my sea for my yacht, for my life, just the way I like it all from my laptop onboard. You wanna swim with the fishes buddy not sleep with them!

Buy this programme today ! Instant DOWNLOAD Now

 

[Black Swan]

This bit is good

A thought provoking advertisement in a popular magazine for financial investors posed this question:


"If Your Hen Laid GOLDEN EGGS,
Would You Sell It?"


If you had a system that made a million dollars in 3 years, would you be passing it out for $300? No? How about $3,000? Still no? What would you sell for $3,000? Probably something "less" spectacular. Way less. So if your goal was to sell copies of a marginally performing system, how would you promote it?After trading for only 6 months and flush with more money than you can possibly spend, its now time to share with everyone your amazing discovery ... for a fee, of course. And by the way, mention you are not in it for the money. You merely want to level the playing field so the common man can get his share of wealth. And to reinforce your claim, state in bold letters "NO PROFESSIONAL MONEY MANAGERS". (As if any of them would even consider!)

Also, nobody likes being left out of a winning pack. Suggest your system will place users right within the winners circle:

Profit with the big guns on Wall Street!


"With all satire aside, and to be fair, there are honest people selling decent trading systems that do work! But will it work for YOU? Can YOU handle the way it trades, or will your nerves and trading account be shattered finding out?

"The market of financial trading systems is like any other: there is good stuff and then there is, well ... everything else. If you really want to BUY a trading strategy, here is one simple test you can do to defeat all high pressure, deceptive sales tactics ..."


Will the seller provide a broker's statement
showing the most recent 200 consecutive trades
called by the strategy

If the answer is anything but "Yes", walk away.

 

[Captain Currency]

"If Your Hen Laid GOLDEN EGGS,
Would You Sell It?"

The Hen or the Eggs?

 

[Black Swan]

The Hen or the Eggs?

 

[everyonerich]

oh humans.. at least my million dollars question is better and free of charge

 

[shadowninja]

That site is brilliant. It even scrolls for years.

 

[Jason101]

I want to earn big money, I will sign up for it, I will deposit £3000 with you, just give me your bank account number, sort code oh and pin number would be useful too.

 

[Gumping]

Secret Ancient Numbers from ancient civilisations that repeat in all living things, discovered by me and applied to trading, has increased my trading profits manyfold.
I am so rich that I want to help an elite few committed fellow traders, to share in this success.

I was so broke that my wife left me, and I nearly lost my home, and then had this revelation that made me a multi-millionaire.
I now drive sports cars from a generic sunny location, surrounded by generic beautiful young women, and trade from a yacht.

All this can be yours too.

Secret numbers revealed:
Personal one-on-one tutoring.
Private forum for the elite.
Triple your account every month.

All for £3,000.

Snake Oil Tutorial

This is a scam!

You couldn't possibly drive sports cars from a yacht!

 

[TheBramble]

Secret Ancient Numbers from ancient civilisations that repeat in all living things, discovered by me and applied to trading, has increased my trading profits manyfold.
I am so rich that I want to help an elite few committed fellow traders, to share in this success.

I was so broke that my wife left me, and I nearly lost my home, and then had this revelation that made me a multi-millionaire.
I now drive sports cars from a generic sunny location, surrounded by generic beautiful young women, and trade from a yacht.

All this can be yours too.

Secret numbers revealed:
Personal one-on-one tutoring.
Private forum for the elite.
Triple your account every month.

All for £3,000.

Snake Oil Tutorial

Are you serious trendie? I had no idea you were thinking of selling it. It’s priceless. WOW. Right place right time how lucky can I get.

Can I buy more than one or are you limiting it to a random Fibonacci number maximum per purchaser? Can I buy 1618 of these limited edition, limited run licences please?

It this your final development of the Cable Triple Breakfast Sandwich system or just where you’re at right now (and need some readies) with commercially available updates at regular intervals (to get it closer to almost working)?

If it is what I think it is, it beats the Souk Pattern into a cocked hat, the Gamma Phenomenal into a warm jelly and the fancy Latin type name for Newly Exaggerated X-treme Undeniably Shifty system into, well, the next dimension.

Your Paypal details bounce, but my money has gone through anyway.

Hello.

Hello?

Why is your email address bouncing too?

 

[TheBramble]

This is a scam!

You couldn't possibly drive sports cars from a yacht!

Not true.

I did once.

And almost made the quayside....

 

[TheBramble]

Don't you just love Monday morning 30 pip Cable ranges.....so much more time to post rubbish.....

 

[chump]

Don't you just love Monday morning 30 pip Cable ranges.....so much more time to post rubbish.....

some of us don't need much time to post rubbish

 

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I can buy another yacht!!!!




ISAAC PETERS AND ASSOCIATES.
Registered office: No 87 Idewu Street Apapa Lagos Nigeria.
Registration number: OC310335.
VAT Registration number: 691181919
Dear Sir/Madam.
My name is Reverend Isaac O.Peters, the General overseer of Evangelical Mission for Christ (E.M.C) and also a practicing property attorney by profession. I got your contact from your local directory during my intensive search for a respectable and God fearing person to assist me claim a Deposit worth US$7.3 Million(Seven Million Three Hundred Thousand United State Dollars Only)belonging to late apostle Mcremmy my deceased Client.
My late client was an 88 years Old American Catholic priest posted to Nigeria in the 60's on a Missionary assignment; He lived his remaining life here in Nigeria and owned an NGO (Non Governmental Organization) that receives Financial Aid (Grant) from the United Nation. I met the catholic priest during one of my evangelical campaign, knowing my profession and stand in God's field, he offered me a hand of lasting friendship and obliged me the task of being his personal and property attorney (lawyer) since 1992. Unfortunately he died of Asthmatic Attack last years and no one ever came forward to claim his funds and properties. The land properties have since been donated to charity as he mandated me to do so for the continuity of his contributions in God's vineyard. He also deposited in a Bank here the sum of US$7.3 Million which he intend to donate to Charity homes as he has been doing while alive.
The Directors of the Bank have issued me a notice as his Personal Attorney that my late clients proceeds is over due for claim and they require his next of kin to release the fund to. I have tried searching on the Internet to locate any of his relatives abroad on whose account this fund can be paid into without success, except you. Brethren I wish to present you as the beneficiary/next of kin to my deceased client, I want to assure you that this does not involve any risk, since I his Attorney is presenting you as his next of kin, all legal documents will be duly procured for safe fund claim. If i do not come up with a next of kin as demanded by the bank, the said fund would be confiscated and directed to the Federal Reserve account which will be used selfishly and ungodly.
Here is the sharing ratio; you will get 50% as your share, while I get 40% to establish an orphanage home as my client wished while the balance would be set aside for any expenses that we may incur while processing this transaction.
If you can help me, please contact me immediately with your required information listed below:
Your full names:
Nationality:
Date of birth/age:
Contact Address:
Occupation:
Mobile Phone/fax Number : ( for quick and easy communication)
Please keep this information highly CONFIDENTIAL.
Send your reply to: [email protected]
Thank you.
I await your fast response.
God bless.
Yours truly,
Rev.Isaac O.Peters.(SAN)

 

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And just look at what happened to the last trader who didn't take up your trading offer and turned to other solutions:


Dear Friend:

Perhaps you have heard of my nationwide temperance campaign. Each year for the past decade, I have made a tour of Texas, Florida, and southern Georgia, up through Indiana, Iowa and Illinois - delivering sermons on the evils of drinking. I have been accompanied on this tour by my young friend and assistant, Robert Lindstrom.
Robert, a young man of good family and excellent background, is a pathetic example of a life ruined by excessive indulgence in drink and wild women.
Robert has always appeared with me at my lectures - sitting on the platform wheezing and staring at the audience through bleary, bloodshot eyes, sweating profusely, picking his nose, wetting his pants, passing gas and making obscene gestures while I pointed him out as an example of what overindulgence can do to a person.
Sadly, last fall, Robert died. A mutual friend has given me your name and I wonder if you would be available to take his place on this year’s spring tour.

Yours in faith,
The Venerable Reverend Elton Jones

 

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Now with new bonus material:

01: Not only do you not need any trading experience, you dont even need to be literate!!
"The bad news is that you can continue doing what you have been doing and continue loosing as you have been loosing. "
source: PipMax! Expert Advisor | Advanced Profitable Forex Trading System & Software|High Yield Automated Forex Software Robot (thanks to fxrealms thread)

Generic "rags to riches story":
"I was a serial loser, busting my accounts in God-knows number of times. Now, I am a professional trader, ..."
source: PipMax! Expert Advisor | Advanced Profitable Forex Trading System & Software|High Yield Automated Forex Software Robot (thanks to fxrealms thread)

Generic "emotional turmoil": (ie, tear-jerker)
" ..it almost cost me my life and sanity. I lost my marriage due to seemingly irreparable strain on my finance. ..."
source: PipMax! Expert Advisor | Advanced Profitable Forex Trading System & Software|High Yield Automated Forex Software Robot (thanks to fxrealms thread)

OOhhhh: sciencey, mathsy, clever stuff: (watch out for the buzzwords algorithm, neural, strategic, optimised and intelligently)
"Expert Advisor employs a proven mathematical algorithms that have been optimized for maximum profitability using the latest state-of-the-art Neural Network algorithm that intelligently calculate the best entry and exit positions for you. One strategic ..."
source: PipMax! Expert Advisor | Advanced Profitable Forex Trading System & Software|High Yield Automated Forex Software Robot (thanks to fxrealms thread)

Generic "american dream" overcoming overwhelming obstacles:
mostly pics of "BIG, BIG houses, with EXPENSIVE cars.

Generic special offers. By implying its worth $250, and then offering it for $97, the inference is given that you're getting it for a bargain.