Our new investment advice!

[dc10]

Just got this e-mail


"If you had bought £1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth £49.00.

With Enron, you would have £16.50 of the original £1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than £5.00 left.

If you had bought £1,000.00 worth of Stella one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the bottles for a 5p deposit, you would now have £107.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle."

 

[ChartMan]

That's the best bit of investment advice anyone is gonna get for a long time
It's free, it's unbiased,100% true and the proposer is a tee totaller so no chance of an inside job.

 

[FTSE Beater]

Who on earth works this stuff out , and what happens if you drink Wine, surely you get more for a bottle.

 

[dc10]

Errm ... revising the "model" somewhat...

£107.00 at 5p per bottle implies 2140 bottles of stella for £1000, or 46.73p per stella.

If you had bought £1,000.00 worth of Stella one year ago, sold it to the dodgy folks at my late night "off license" at their asking price of £2 per bottle you could have made £3280.

Based on the aboce, current investment advice is to open a late night "off license".

 

[SP23]

Mmmmm, beer ......