Olympic Games 2012: Opening ceremony features

shadowninja

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Well, there is talk about it representing modern British life.

So, let's put together a list of possible features. I'll start.

-A teenage stabbing re-enactment.
-A corrupt politician taxing a crowd of British citizens. Perhaps they could carry large tubes of lube and empty wallets.
-Some obese kids being wheeled along in wheelbarrows.
-Some chavs in a Corsa with a dodgy bodykit playing garage really loudly.
-A handful of Morris Dancers.
-A Wayne and Waynetta wheeled along on a cheap (DFS) leather couch.
 
-Kerry Katona opens the ceremony by wheeling out a shopping trolley of Iceland's latest deals.
 
Lets not forget our celebrities of today, representing us in the world and local news, who cast such a great image and help out..........

Boris Johnson
Gordon Brown
Kerry Katona
Jane Goody
Jeremy Kyle
Gary Glitter

Oh so proud we should be!
 
Lets not forget our celebrities of today, representing us in the world and local news, who cast such a great image and help out..........

Boris Johnson
Gordon Brown
Kerry Katona
Jane Goody
Jeremy Kyle
Gary Glitter

Oh so proud we should be!

Right, that's it, I'm off to find a tall tower to jump off. (At least Boris is amusing, though.)
 
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