Ocado, worth a £1bl floatation price?

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Never made a profit in ten years of operating, lost 3mil in its latest figures, plans to use £200ml of funds if raised to build new distribution centre (yeah right :rolleyes:)...How can these floats not be spotted as last ditch efforts to make founders wealthy before the inevitable correction? Pension fund managers can't be that desperate for new opportunities to lose money/keep the Ponzi scheme going surely?

I was staggered that Supergroup got away, now flogging their Superdry label clothes on E-bay for fook all, just to keep the tills ringing, yet the share price up 200p+ since floatation...Rightmove, Moneysupermarket.. can't believe these offerings get away..

Rant over. Oh btw, someone please short the fook out of R-Move? Jeez...price should be less than 100p...
 
Sounds like the dot.com bubble resurrected, not making profits for a merry decade in this case yet targeting IPO's in the billions lol !

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What a hoot !
 
I'm looking forward to a bunch of the notting hill set getting fucked with this.

Probably bad karma, but what can I say :D

Email I got said:
Dear Mr Jordan,

Ocado flotation

The Board of Ocado has decided to float Ocado on the London Stock Exchange when the market conditions are right and all other legal, regulatory and other processes are completed, and I am pleased to tell you that today Ocado published a formal “intention to float” announcement, which is available for viewing at www.ocado.com/flotation.

Since you have spent over £300 with Ocado since the start of this year, I am delighted to inform you that you will be eligible to apply for Ocado shares in the flotation, if it proceeds. Any applications for shares would be subject to customary terms and conditions, including subscription limits. In addition, if demand for shares is greater than the Ocado shares made available, applications could be subject to both scaling back and balloting.

If the flotation proceeds we will publish a prospectus setting out full details of the flotation offer. When that happens we will email you again with details of how to access the prospectus, and applications for shares may then be made online via a dedicated website.

If you think that you might be interested then you should note that you do not need to do anything right now. We look forward to being in a position to send you further notifications on this subject.

In the meantime, if you have any queries relating to the proposed flotation of Ocado, please call the Ocado IPO Helpline between 9 a.m. and 5.30 p.m. Monday to Friday on 0800 141 2954.*

Yours sincerely



Tim Steiner
Chief Executive Officer
 
P.S. If anyone here is mug stupid enough to want in and not eligible they're welcome to my allocation for £350...
 
no better than chop shops selling pump and dump 5hite. Just 'cos this is Goldman or some other member of the great and good doesn't make it *right*...I get right pi55ed off with IPOs, it's as though the owners just agree to pay huge eye watering fees to; Lawyers, Brokers, pr agencies and underwriters to make 'em rich...Any pension fund manager that buys this utter 5hite needs killing...
 
Might be good for a buy. How you know the stock wont make a lovely gain within the 1st two weeks for a nice offload?
 
Might be good for a buy. How you know the stock wont make a lovely gain within the 1st two weeks for a nice offload?

Prolly right bud...'tis all fixed...:devilish: As AB rightly points out, you can load your shopping trolley with the IPO when you check out of Ocado...:)
 
Might be good for a buy. How you know the stock wont make a lovely gain within the 1st two weeks for a nice offload?

I don't, but what I do know is it has no value unless they change their business model (in which case I might as well just use waitrose deliver) and predicting what it's going to do post IPO is going to be very difficult

I may even short them directly after the IPO...
 
I don't, but what I do know is it has no value unless they change their business model (in which case I might as well just use waitrose deliver) and predicting what it's going to do post IPO is going to be very difficult

I may even short them directly after the IPO...

Point is Ocado just shouldn't be getting away, simply another opportunity to privatise proftis and socialise losses onto poor (and about to get poorer) pensioners and mug retail investors who cant get decent returns from their savings, it's a fookin joke...Most recent IPOs are a fookin disgrace and only offer up tulip bulb *bubble* opportunity...
 
Why would a pension fund manager buy up a horse5hit IPO like ocado though? I can see a case for your banks and your BP's but this? Seems to me you're getting angry about something which has not yet happened man.
 
Why would a pension fund manager buy up a horse5hit IPO like ocado though? I can see a case for your banks and your BP's but this? Seems to me you're getting angry about something which has not yet happened man.

Pfftt!! Permit me the odd rant...:D Fidelity are loading up with (pre-offer/underwriting etc) it apparently..
 
All the more reason for the bid then eh :)

Personally I think it's a brilliant move on part of the CFO. Ocodo and waitrose shoppers are a brilliant target market for bullsh1t shares imo. Getting in on the ground floor of IPO... brilliant advertising. £300 buff since Jan on shopping - not exactly asking much loyalty for this "brilliant opportunity" are they.
 
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Is that why you bought Woolies?

No, I bought them cause I was a ****wit.

Anyhow, got another email now:

Dear Mr Jordan,

Ocado IPO

I am delighted to tell you that the price range of Ocado's initial public offering of its ordinary shares has been set today at between 200p and 275p.

As you know, you are eligible to apply for Ocado shares in the flotation. You can view and download the formal announcement and the prospectus for Ocado's initial public offering at www.ocadoshares.com. It is important that you read the whole of the prospectus before deciding whether or not to apply for Ocado shares.

If you wish to make an application you can do so via our dedicated offer website www.ocadoshares.com. You will need to use the following Username and User Code if you wish to make an application:

Username: Please use the username which you use to log in to your Ocado account (typically this is your email address)
User Code: <snip>

Please note that the User Code is case sensitive and must be entered exactly as shown, with no spaces.

As the final offer price of an Ocado share will not be known until after the closing date of the Customer and Employee Offer, applications will be based on the amount you wish to invest and not the number of shares you wish to receive. Applications by eligible customers in the Customer and Employee Offer must be for a minimum investment of £1,000 worth of Ocado shares at the final offer price and for a maximum investment of £12,000 worth of Ocado shares at the final offer price.

The Customer and Employee Offer will close for applications at 11.59 p.m. on 18 July 2010. If you wish to make an application please make sure your online application has been completed and received by us before that date and time.

Any applications for shares are subject to customary terms and conditions, including the subscription limits described above. In addition, if demand for shares is greater than the Ocado shares made available, applications could be subject to both scaling back and balloting.

If you make an application, we will ask you to provide us with your debit card details when you apply; however, we do not expect to debit application monies until 20 July 2010. This means that if you enter your debit card details incorrectly, we will not know until your application is processed on or around that date, and your application will be rejected without you having an opportunity to re-apply for shares.

If there is a high volume of applications, we may take payment from your debit card before that date, in which case we will only debit from your card the funds necessary to purchase the number of shares allocated to you. However, because the final offer price will not be fixed at this time, we may debit your account by an amount that is slightly more than required for the number of shares actually allocated to you. If that amount is £5 or more you will receive a refund. If it is less than £5 we will retain that amount and donate it to a charity or charities of our choice.

Please ensure that you have sufficient cleared funds in the bank account linked to your debit card to cover your application amount in full. If you fail to make sufficient cleared funds available at the date on which we debit your account, your application will be rejected.

In the meantime, if you have any queries relating to Ocado's IPO, please call the Ocado IPO Helpline between 9 a.m. and 5.30 p.m. Monday to Friday on 0800 141 2954.*

Yours sincerely



Tim Steiner
Chief Executive Officer
 
P.S. from reading that it is clear that it ain't £300 a customer as I thought for some reason... well if anyone wants anything then they are free to have my allocation for a suitable amount of monies paid to me....
 
:LOL:

Just looking through prospectus now.

Check out the risk factors. They're hilarious. You would have to be a complete cockstain to invest in this.

Edit: Bit worried what this says about me though: "through voluntary surveys of customers conducted in 2009, Ocado has established that its typical customer is female, around 40 years old and has an above average household income. " :D
 
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:LOL:

Just looking through prospectus now.

Check out the risk factors. They're hilarious. You would have to be a complete cockstain to invest in this.

Edit: Bit worried what this says about me though: "through voluntary surveys of customers conducted in 2009, Ocado has established that its typical customer is female, around 40 years old and has an above average household income. " :D

That'll learn ya not to open the door in your tranny outfit...:D
 
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